Ahack Adventure 2: Quest For The Ciggy Reviews

this is bullshit the dungeon 5 clone boss can move diagonally and i cant whose clone is he

Never before have i been this conflicted about a product i'd bought. I bought this game expecting to never play it because i just intended to support the LGBTQ+ neurodivergent developer i've heard about 6 years ago on ghostbusters forums. This game seems to have been in the works for quite some time. After the release of the elusive Ahack Adventure 1, which was subsequently banned in 42 states and 3 other countries including Australia, my hopes for the sequel as a game were pretty low to say the least. Just for laughs, i decided to run it anyways, seeing how there couldn't possibly be any harm to it if i just indulged the developer for 5 minutes or so - and was immediately surprised as i found out this game actually has working mechanics, progression and pace this time around. The graphics are rudimentary but nonetheless they do their job flawlessly, letting you differentiate between all the elements present on screen - something not all indie devs figured out how to do to this day, surprisingly enough. The game itself is pretty hard for someone like me, who is mostly known to enjoy maining pyro in tf2 and playing farming games on facebook, however i later found out that this game is best experienced after entering a sort of flow state. I would not recommend this game to people with anxiety disorder. My main gripe with the game, to this day, is never finding out what the hell even is an "Ahack". Why is there so many of them? And why does only one Ahack have sex?

The controls and UI are terrible: - I'm forced to use WASD+SPACE+X, rather than arrows+Z+X. - The title screen is weird and makes it easy to delete your file. - Movement is finicky. Pits have a weirdly large hitbox. - Such lack of polish that stuff feels weird, e.g. pits appear to have knockback instead of being something you fall into. Also, enemy movement is just as annoyingly random as in original Zelda.