Rule No. 2 Reviews

A pretty tasteless aim trainer cosplaying as an arena shooter basically. I understand what the game is going for, it's just not fun. I love the art though, and I'm not just saying that cuz [i]heheh boobies[/i]. With or without the nudity, the characters are cute enough and the weapons and animations look pretty damn cool. The voice lines are honestly pretty cringe though, and I hate using that word but there really is no better way to describe it. Like just trying [i]way[/i] too hard to be edgy and or ironic and funny, but it just doesn't hit. And I promise you, it's not a sense of humor thing cuz I laugh at some pretty crass and stupid things. I mean fuck they have [i]not one[/i], but [i]two[/i] different Thanos jokes in this game and neither of them land. Just reeks of 'How do you do, fellow kids?' Another thing that really grinds me is the game [i][b][u]LITERALLY[/u][/b][/i] begging you not to refund it whilst also backhandedly insulting you for even considering it. Like literally every step of the tutorial ends with something to the affect of, 'Wow yeah this mechanic is weird huh? Yeah don't refund the game like an idiot now.' While I get that's probably a poor attempt at cheeky humor, it really just comes across as toxic. Like it's self-aware but in the wrong direction. Hell even the top-pinned discussion is literally, "A Message Regarding Refunds" where, you guessed it, the dev(s) beg you not to refund the game. Then one personal gripe (though also a technical failing from a developmental perspective), the 'Music' volume slider does not affect the main menu track. Though it does work for the other two tracks in the game. So while not a particularly egregious issue, still mildly annoying at worst. As well since this bug doesn't explicitly [i]detract[/i] from the gameplay, it could honestly be overlooked. Like I said, this is a personal gripe more-so than anything, but come on that's not a hard fix. Now look, I get it, game development is hard. BELIEVE ME, [i][b][u]I GET IT[/u][/b][/i], better than most anyway. But a bad cake is a bad cake. It doesn't matter how many or how few people baked it, or how experienced or inexperienced the bakers are. A bad cake is a bad cake. That's just all there is to it.