Chop Goblins Reviews

good simple fun, really satisying to kill enemies, This dev really knows how to cook. I really should play through more of his games.

Chop the chop goblins until you're a certified goblin choppin' gob choppler. I wanted to get all the achievements but I'm not ready to go goblin mode. Short and fast paced FPS with fun guns and tightly designed mechanics. Levels are diverse and the tone is silly. Good fun!

This game is just perfect, its exactly for what my brain is made for!!! Love it and it is acctually fun!!!

Very solid first person shooter. Lots of Goblins not enough Chop'in, but shooting Goblins is good too.

Short but okay game, not really worth price, but I'd say get it on sale for cheap like I did, can be fun as a little time waster to run through once or twice. :)

Splatterfest! At this price it's a steal! Funny, great level design and did I mention funny? 100/10 would massacre goblins again.

An amazing tale of a brave young traveler redeeming their mistake of releasing the CHOP GOBLINS by taking action and eliminating this terrible threat. Jampacked with action and cinematic shots, this game is an underrated masterpiece requiring deep thinking to pass its multiple levels skillfully and efficiently. Failure is not an option as the threat of the CHOP GOBLINS is too great.

quite possibly the single greatest video game i have ever played in my life. this is how every video game should be. this is the perfect game. the chop goblins run around, they chop, they scream, they cause chaos, and the heroic protagonist stops them. if john video game could play this, he would cry unending tears of pure amounts of joy. if i could eat chop goblins the video game, it would be the most delicious thing ever. if i could make love to chop goblins the video game, one of us is leaving pregnant and it might end up being me. my favorite level is dracula's castle. its very spooky, very SCARY. if you are SCARED EASY, its not the level for you. ESPECIALLY not the final boss of that level. it appealed to my every sense and made me the happiest man on the planet that we call earth. and then i got to fighting you know who. if you know, you know. but as scary and haunting as that fight was, with the beautifully written et terrifying song to go with, i managed to put you know who in his place. there may not be saves in this game, but chop goblins SAVED my life and made it better. i am forever greatful and in the debt of david developer for gracing me with the oppurtunity to even open this game and sit on the main menu. thank you chop goblins video game. HIGHLY recommend that EVERYONE else who has steam to purchase and play this game. may the chop goblins.... NOT be with you....

this is an awesome little game. genuinely nothing negative i could add. Music is amazing, gameplay isn't repetitive, maps are cool.

Take an hour or two to chop and blast some gross, feral, cheese eatin' goblins. Brought to you by David Szymanski, the mind behind Iron Lung. 10/10.