Lost2 Reviews

[h1]A step up from the first game but way too expensive[/h1] My thoughts on this game are pretty much the same as my thoughts on its predecessor. It's a very simple, easy and short find the hidden item style puzzle game. Like the first you move through a series of loosely connected levels where you need to solve puzzles, find items and use them on the girls. Usually for the purpose of facilitating their rape. While the core concepts are the same, this is a more polished version with slightly larger environments, harder puzzles, more levels and less bugs. All of that said, the puzzles are still far to easy. Most of them are trivial and uninvolved; requiring only a couple seconds to work out and solve. There was a grand total of two puzzles that took me longer than 30s to figure out. Onto the scenes/levels. There are ~20 of them and like is stated in the games description, the environments and girls are largely based on fairy tale stories/princesses. That said, the levels and events that take place are all very surreal and weird. The beginning scenes are mostly normal but as you get closer to the end of the game they become increasingly nonsensical and bizarre. Some examples of this are: One of the early levels has you binding up Little Red Ridinghood and putting her in wolf attire so the wolf who's only present as a shadow for most of the level can rape her. This is an example of one of the more "normal" levels/events. Much later in the game you start getting the more bizarre scenes. One has these tiny men on a beach who are bullying some other tiny man with a bag over his head. After pushing him around a bit they all tie up a girl that was sleeping and begin raping her. Each one of these guys is about 1/16th of her size, by the way. After they start doing that you have to control the bag headed dude using an eyeball amulet and dig up pieces of a breast pump which you then use to milk the girl and feed it to the tiny bag headed guy. This for some reason causes his penis to grow to about 3 times his body size, after which he begins raping the girl as well. The last one I'll discuss is equally bizarre and nonsensical. You have to guide a gender bent Pinocchio onto a whale and capture a mermaid. You then sexually torture her with various bits of marine life which an octopus will then vacuum up; causing it to grow in size. You do this until the octopus is the same size as the mermaid, at which point it begins raping her. Pinocchio comes over and the octopus reshapes her nose into a penis which you then use to rape the mermaid as well. While this is happening the octopus continues sucking up everything on the level, including the stars until it's larger than the whale, at which point the level ends. It's all very surreal and oftentimes completely nonsensical. Art wise the girls are drawn well though the quality of the Live2D animations and general art can vary wildly between levels. I still don't like the Live2D. It's jerky, the models distort in unusual ways and like the first game, it loops for WAY too long. Some of them went on for such a long time I thought the game had locked up. They no longer have the sex scene sound effects playing in the background constantly which is a plus. In all, Lost 2 is a step up from the previous entry. It took me two hours to complete the game. While there are more levels than the first game the quality of the puzzles and CG's hasn't improved much. I can't recommended this at its current price point. The gameplay and CG's are lackluster and there simply isn't enough content to justify the 8x price hike over the first game. For close to the same cost you can pick up one of the Kaiju Princess games which has better/more polished CG's, a coherent story and engaging gameplay. If this ever drops to around $5 then it might be worth picking up.

I...have no idea what I played. The only thing I am sure of is drugs were involved in the development of this title. I don't mean over the counter ones either. I'm talking the ones not yet available to the general public, crafted in the secret basement R&D laboratories of Big Pharma companies under the payroll of wanna be dictators looking to take over the world through psychedelic warfare. Take with 8 ounces of water.