Neon Racer Reviews

Shitty game, barely qualifies as a game. No music. 4 lanes, but the 4th one doesn't have any cars, so you can just stay there. Not worth a penny.

Slowest racer I have ever played, no soundtrack, and you can just hang out in the right lane and never hit anything. There's not even a crash animation when your car hits another car. It just says, "You Lose!" and that's it. What a disappointment, even at this price point.

"Neon Racer" barely qualifies as a game. At least this can already be determined from looking at the screenshots as they depict the "gameplay" perfectly. Let's break down the store page's feature list, shall we? [quote]Exciting gameplay[/quote] As exciting as watching paint dry. The road is just an endless straight. All you do is press W to accelerate and [i]maybe[/i] A/D to steer left/right. There's no heads-on traffic and you can avoid all other cars by just keeping to the right. [quote]Simple control[/quote] Well, yes. [quote]Excellent lighting effects[/quote] You call them "excellent", I call them "eye cancer". Especially the flickering background. [quote]More than 10 car models[/quote] True, however you can only drive 6 of them and the only difference is their top and lane change speed. Question remains if you'll ever be able to buy even [i]one[/i] of them as the prices are extremely high. You earn 8,5 points per second no matter which car you use and the money you get is 1/10th of your score so you'll need to play [i]over three hours[/i] to buy even the first car. Yep, not going to happen. No, "Neon Racer" is not a good game at all. Even at the meager asking price of $1 this is nothing you'll want to see, trust me. It also looks like the "developer" basically released the same game twice as [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1713680/80s_Night/?curator_clanid=4777282&utm_source=SteamDB]80's Night[/url] looks remarkably similar but actually features achievements. [code][url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/assetflipreviews]Join my Steam group[/url] for more reviews of asset flips and trash games[/code]