Destroy All Humans! – Clone Carnage Reviews

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ As Long As You Want ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☑ 3- Fine Game Locally Dead Online ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

[h1]Fantastic Freebie[/h1] [b]Unjustified Reviews[/b] First things first - screw those "mostly negative reviews". The game is playable, only needs two persons to launch any mode and its achievements are pretty easy to 100%. Clone Carnage runs very smooth, has amazing colourful picture and delivers what it advertises - destruction. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3261860365 Grab a friend, choose a map, opt VS or COOP and enjoy! [u]It's bloody free![/u] Fly a saucer and annihilate buildings, propel cows and humans, kill with electric gun or dark matter balls, master skating/racing skills or earn extra points for finding a rare target!

Good luck finding people to play online with because the player count is pretty scarce. THANKFULLY this game has local multiplayer, so if you wanna take your gaming laptop, Steam Deck, or other PC handheld to a friend's house and hook it up to their TV, then you got yourself some good ol fashioned local multiplayer fun. Other than that, I wouldn't recommend it to gamers who are achievement hunters because there are achievements that require an online match to earn. At least you get ALL skins from DAH 1 Remake unlocked from the get go. I really wish there was the following: 1) A Free Roam similar to GTA 4's 2) A level up progression system where you unlock your weapons, saucer, skins, and mental abilities 3) The addition of the maps from DAH 2 Reprobed 4) A survival mode just like in Gears of War, Call of Duty, Uncharted, and GTA 5 5) They could have done something similar to GTA 5's heists and called it 'Invasions', where you and your friends plan out how you're gonna conquer the human race, and when you beat the mission, you get rewarded with a truck load of brain stems Overall, I wish I could give this a neutral review because I love the fact that they added local multiplayer (not many games do that...except for Nintendo and few developers), but adding just the side mini games from DAH 1 and calling it a day is pretty lazy if you ask me.

I loved destroy all humans as a kid so obviously I'm going to pre-order it especially since the second one is my favorite one. I liked playing two player on those games back then just roaming around just ruining human lives lol. So I hoped this would have the same feeling, but it's not even close. Not even worth pre-ordering the game to get it free (still pre-ordering anyway love DAH2) defiantly not worth $12.99 more like $5 if even. Feels unfinished and just thrown out there, was vary disappointed. The game play is bland and repetitive. I also couldn't really get use to the controls for some reason with a controller I think it has something to do with keyboard command also it would show keyboard controls when I've use the controller the whole time and just go back and forth during gameplay. Match making is the worse I've ever seen in a game. I know a lot of people aren't on but the way they did it was not great. Read other comments mentioning they should have had a free roam and I 100% agree and hoped that was in here, but wasn't.

I can't recommend this at all, servers are empty & it's tedious to go for all of the achievements even if you boost with a partner. Do yourself a favor & just skip this. Play 1 & 2 for the DAH games only & you'll have a better experience.

I DO NOT RECCOMEND THIS, Immediate first impression on PC, firstly controller support is BROKEN inputs do nothing but move menus and back out so the Local co-op functionality is completely destroyed (Using X-input - D- Input - DS4 Windows, Switch Pro Controller, you know name it Ive tried), The online is broken too on PC cant detect any matches online after constant refreshing and even changing download region, THANKFULLY Reprobed should be fine as this is a different developer making this online component but such a massive shame as I was looking forward to playing those arcadey game modes from 1 on multiplayer with one of my favourite games of all time, I would watch for patches or just as is now I wouldnt install it atleast on PC heard the console versions are fine but this is just not even functional.

Forced Multiplayer and Dead Lobbies - that means you won't be playing it at all. I wish I could review the game past that point, but, I waited 10 min for a lobby (open multiplayer) to show up, and never got one, so I tried to host my own and gave up. This could be the best game in the world - but we the public will never know....

Promoted it as free with pre purchase of destroy all humans 2. received negative reviews so made it free for everyone days after release of game... scummy af no content as is

Has potential, but really should have a free-roam. Also, this game doesn't really have a player base, so it's damn near impossible to find anyone to play this with online.

Was really looking forward to this, but the DLC is insurmountably held back by one thing: No Free Roam. For all the side activities it delivers, roaming around empty cities that are specifically populated only in select areas for the specific activity feels... odd. Having the ability to free-roam around the maps and just wreak havoc together would do wonders. However, at the $13 price, I wouldn't buy this. Only got it because of my preorder of DAH2, and at that point, it's a nice addition, but one I won't play for more than an hour.