Surreal Nightmare Reviews

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Sorry. Not impressed. Sifting through my game library I noticed the screenshots, trailer, and even the name for this game are different from what I played back in 2022. What the hell? When did that happen? It's now survival horror with a chick running around in her underwear? Ha! The game I played was not good, but to replace it with something completely different is very odd.

fun cheap horror game

Literally one of the greatest games Ive ever played.

You ever wanted to know what it was like to have Lara Croft wake up in Skyrim's Blackreach, hunted down by frost trolls? WELL This is like that but if it was off brand that got left out in the rain then fixed by a 5 year old with nothing but gum, cause they ate all the glue in the glue jar. The control menu doesn't come off the screen, the animations suck. I should've been paid to play this, and my chat had to see the horror this game is. 0 out of 10 cheese sticks I would rather buy Skyrim a 5th time.

I absolutely do not recommend this game! Even for a dollar. Check out why here...but even if you don't, save your buck. https://youtu.be/_w6yWFIlU3A

There are many words in the english language. "Purport" is one of them. Also for instance the word "digest" is another example of this point. Now that I have proven a mastery of words I will attempt to use a couple words in this review to explain my thoughts on this video game which is of course something you yourself are allowed to purchase on Steam if that is something that you wish to do but if not I might understand however I really would suggest that you wait until the end of this review in order to make such a large decision one way or the other. I will continue. What we have here is an example of a video game which I mentioned previously. In this specific game you take on the role of a man who is faced with an unimaginably steep series of consequences for his behavior occurring before the game has a chance to begin. The details are left vague, an artistic choice to allow the player to fill in those gaps. It is true what they say the human mind is the most horrifying instrument of them all, after all, haha. Myself? I liked to imagine that this man lived a simple life void of excess and otherwise demonstrable behaviors such as that. Perhaps he was a bus driver or maybe a janitor of a hospital! Living a meager live but wanting for very little. That was, of course, until the day he came face to face with his destiny as we all do at some point in our lives. This day I mentioned earlier is of course the day that he found what shall be henceforth known as The Doll. Unbeknownst to him at this current juncture the trajectory of his live was about to shift dramatically, and this is where we find our intrepid hero when our story begins. Exciting enough for you ;)? Yeah... thought so. Anyway, what does this game have to offer? I think a better question might be what DOESN'T it have to offer and I feel you will feel as I have felt when I myself was asked what my feelings were towards this specific question in regards to how it made me feel specifically. This feeling of course doesn't need explanation, however I will explain anyway (as I mentioned before I have a very well rounded understanding of english words and I understand some of you may not therefore some of this might need to be spelled out for some of you especially if some of the people reading some of these words are a part of a younger audience which if you're a parent and reading this just know this game might not be appropriate for some of those younger people out there however that's obviously up to your discretion as a parent and I myself personally would never deign to step in between that sort of relationship) as I was saying... The feelings that this game elicits are ones that can be described only as dread and fear and terror and hardship and also the word spooky is another one that comes to mind but again to me personally you might not feel exactly the same way I do but I hope I've cast a wide enough net to help some of you out there understand exactly what it is that you will be getting yourselves into by playing this video game which as we established earlier is in fact a video game. So now you're asking yourself or perhaps thinking aloud "well okay this game is scary, it's raw, it's rugged, and it's for sure those things. But is it more?". And that my friend is a good question to be asking and I always appreciate a good question as many people who know me irl would attest to. The answer to this question? Yes. There is more. There is so much more. Under the surface of this hidden gem of a horror game exists a concept that is truly scary, and that, my friends, is where the real genius lies. The concept of uncertainty. Never knowing when the next blow will occur or perhaps not being aware of your surroundings entirely or maybe even for you in this specific instance you might say you don't know what's going to happen next within the larger sequence of events and that is a thing that you start to feel might make you uncertain about where the future is going to lie at the end of the whole experience that you are currently having while playing this videogame which as we established above is certainly a videogame and now I think I have established that twice. It is for this reason and also many others that I have hopefully at this point have done a good job of establishing above that I would say under no circumstances should you play this game if you find yourself being the type of person who is sensitive to feelings of overwhelming horror and dread and discomfort and terror and fear and many many many other things of that particular nature that are all things that are all present in this game and you WILL see some of these things pop up as you play it. Proceed with caution my friends for once you find the answers to the questions that you seek you may find yourself regretting being the kind of person to have ever even asked those questions in the first place. God bless you and God bless the United States of America. Thank you for reading God bless you again.

Great horror experience full of extremely funny moments and jumpscares. Not to mention some REALLY nice and realistic graphics. Good story and funny characters. Took me 117 minutes to beat. Highly recommended play