DESKTOP MONKEY Reviews

It made no sense and I don't know the goal

A very interesting game, it allows you to diversify waiting in queues for CS, LOL matches. Works very well. I recommend it to everyone

I was gonna give this game a downvote in the beginning as it seems like a poor quality version of fruit ninja and that game was made for early gen touch phones. For example there's no combos, sometimes your sword doesn't even cut through the food (which is forgivable as I imagine it will be more efficient the more you level up), progressing and unlocking different swords or whatever that red and blue thing is unclear, in fact everything is unclear and nothing is ever explained, navigating the menus is abysmal, and every mode feels the exact same Now the real reason I'm giving this game a downvote is that in the 24 minutes I have played this I have had to have the game break at least 10 times. here are some of the memorable ones. -First time it broke I was navigating the menus too quickly trying to figure out where everything is and it just stopped working -Another time I was mid level and trying to pause and I seen the skill bar full in the bottom right, I tried to click on it and accidentally clicked on a notepad behind it causing the monkey to just stop throwing fruit. (The notepad refused to load too)(and I have no idea how to use the skill bar because the game explains nothing) -The final one causing me to uninstall is when I figured out how to change my sword. I had 3 unlocked so obviously I went with the one furthest down the list, did some more menu navigation I think I want to check out how many swords there were, came back to play and both the training and challenges wouldn't let me click on them, I went back to find the second sword locked so I clicked on the first sword... Training and challenges still won't let me click on them and all the swords are locked again. It doesn't matter how many times I restart the application it just won't let me play anymore. In conclusion: I think that's way too many bugs to recommend this game to anyone especially when having this game open stops your computer from doing other things. If you do decide to buy the game take your time learning and doing everything otherwise the game will have itself a seizure. It's not bad... well it kinda is, it's just broken. and honestly would've been better if they ironed out the bugs and gave it more purpose or hell just put it in it's own window I don't need to see my wallpaper that bad for it to function like this.

This game has been made by my brother so my deal will be to be the best in the rankings. No one can beat me! ;D