Cry Baby Reviews

This game is complete fucking trash. I cant believe they tried selling it for $40 I decided to pick it up when it dropped to $3. but after playing for the shortest amount of time possible to leave a review I can safely tell you that you should not get this game even if its's free. It's a buggy mess, Unoptimized as fuck I got a 3070 TI and Ryzen 7 5800x and the game still struggles to run at all. The game is not Challenging at all, there is practically no content and the multiplayer option in the menu doesn't even work what is this piece of shit. Conclusion: DON'T BUY THIS FUCKING TRASH GAME IT'S CLEARLY A SCAM. Edit: They actually put the price back up to $40 again so now no one will make the mistake of buying this shit.

when I saw this amazing game at 90% off, I know what I had to do.. with no hesitation I added it to my cart and purchased it.. I felt a bead of perspiration drip down my forehead. I slowly reached up and wiped it away with my left hang.. My right hand hovered over the Install button.. I have played many great games in my life time, Almost all Call of Duties (thanks for ruining it blizzard, but thanks MS for saving COD by bringing it back to steam) Skyrim, Fallout, none of them hold a candle to this game.. My anticipation grew like the member of a newbie on the set of a vivid shoot.. I threw up a little in my mouth and swallowed it back down, I ate pizza hut this afternoon and I wasn't letting any of that stuffed crust get away.. I watch the slow progress bar creep upwards, 10% completed.. I noticed something from the corner of my eye.. It's Buffalo Bill, he holds a poodle in his left arm and a bucket in his right.. nothing can stop me from enjoying what's about to come.. I turn on American girl and Bill starts to dance in the corner.. you all know the dance.. Meanwhile the slow moving progress bar just crossed the 25% mark..It feels like Christmas morning and i'm Ralphie heading outside to use my Red Rider BB gun, only i'm positive this game will have me fairing far better then poor Ralphie who after being told repeadedly he'd shoot his eye out,, he actually shot his eye out.. 50%!!!!!! Half way there, like a Star Wars prequel bootleg bought from a street vendor, then getting home, putting it in and seeing someone recording the film on his old VHS camcorder.. Like who does that.. Anyway, enough about the Prequels, we all know the originals were far superior... So like Jar Jar Binks being added to sell toys to kids, this glorious piece of software was sold to us.. 90% now,, ... So anyway, I finally started to play the game and I am really impressed,, it's almost like Call of Duty had a child with Fortnight the map wasn't too big.. It seemed just right, in fact it was perfect, I didn't mind being able to from one end of the stage to the other in less then 40 seconds. Why waste time with big stages, or well laid out stages or stages that have a cohesive flow to them, bah, who cares about pesky things like that.. The A.I, man the enemy's were so difficult, it was like they just stood there half the time, because they actually just stood there doing nothing, half the time.. Also lets talk about variety,, man that ONE zombie model they have in this game was great, it looked really awesome the 800th time I saw it coming at me.. I paid 4.99 for this game and I would have gladly paid 49.99.. I mean the game is loaded with so much awesome content.. I couldn't get enough of the one map, one enemy, tremendously simplistic map layout, who wants to get lost trying to find their way from point A to Point B.. why struggle with that when you can have a single, really small map.. Dont' forget you can make it two maps by making it nighttime.. If you're wondering if you should buy the game, the answer is pretty clear,, WHAT GAME, I don't really see one where,, I mean this fancy looking tech demo is nice,, not 49.99 nice but nice..