Monster Dice Reviews

What happens in this "game"? You roll 3 dice, then it says nothing happens and your turn ends. I did that for about 20 minutes. I saw no more than 1 monster which did absolutely nothing. Then I found out if I distribute my resources evenly, my chance to summon a monster of any of the 4 levels is less than 1% each. So I tried again, but this time I put all of my resources in level 1 summonings which raised my chance to see anything in this "game" to a staggering 25%... are you kidding me?! And what happened? I actually saw a record amount of 2 monsters, but they again did absolutely nothing. The games looks sort of good [u]in theory[/u], but its look is more akin to a pile of poop with christmas lights. The arena is a still background with a hovering game board made of unrendered transparent boxes, which is the lamest, laziest excuse for gameworld design I've ever seen - and I tried myself (very unsuccessfully) at QBasic when I was around 12, so that means something. The monster sprites look cool in the so called monster manual, but in the game they're the same static, motionless sprite like in the manual. And their names haven't been translated, so anyone who can't read kanji has to either call them "the blue guy" and "the one with the horns" or he can go fu[b][/b]ck himself. The biggest facepalm moment though did I have before I even started the game. The shop description says "Monster Dice" with an N, the title screen says "Monster Dice" with an N... but the game installs itself as "moster dice"... If Lv Yannan and Co. can't even spell their own game's name right, what do you expect from its quality? EDIT: The shop description says "Monster Dice", but next to the buy button it says "Moster Dice". Truly faceplamworthy... [h3]It looks as if it could have potential, but as it is the game is unplayable and broken and it looks minimalistic and ugly.[/h3] At the time a total waste of money.

Unable to play with friends. Lan option doesn't work. This is critical! Explain how the game works more concisely as the wording is very off and confusing. The bugs are numerous. I do not recommend this right now. Definitely a Dungeon Dice Monsters' concept which could be great. Play Yu-Gi-Oh Dungeon Dice Monsters and use that formula. This is a great concept but it gets boring fast. Needs a lot of work. Not worth the $1.20 right now but it will be. Good start but keep going. What this game needs: 1. Fix the game title. 2. Fix the algorithms for summoning. The game is so slow and the opponent never summoned one monster. 3. Have a preview of the dice layout before summoning so that you can choose different layouts to be more strategic. 4. When you hover over a monster it should pull up a card of the creature to view stats. 5. If I have 5 move dice I should be able to move 5 spaces. 6. An end turn button. 7. Have the timer by itself but let players instantly move to the next phase 8. Each creature should have different dice layouts with certain number of attack / defend etc. so that you can be more strategic in getting dice you need. 9. The English is broken and confusing. 10. Fix the sound. It is so loud and constantly comes back. 11. Fix how you attack. I stood in front of the city's not knowing what to do for the longest. 12. Fix how you move the board. It is reversed. Have it so you can turn it the board to the left and right too.

Needs more work. Opponent can not summon any monsters. Only way to win is to use only lvl 1 monsters so you can summon enough to get to your opponent. Needs multiplayer. When volume is changed in settings, it always ends up on default 60% which is way too loud.