Goat Simulator: Remastered
35

Players in Game

247 😀     52 😒
76,75%

Rating

$29.99

Goat Simulator: Remastered Steam Charts & Stats

Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.
App ID1762930
App TypeGAME
Developers , ,
Publishers Coffee Stain Publishing
Categories Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Multi-player, Co-op, Full controller support, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen
Genres Casual, Simulation, Adventure
Release Date2024
Platforms Windows
Supported Languages French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Russian, English, Korean, Polish, Turkish

Goat Simulator: Remastered
35 Players in Game
69 All-Time Peak
76,75 Rating

Steam Charts

Goat Simulator: Remastered
35 Players in Game
69 All-Time Peak
76,75 Rating

At the moment, Goat Simulator: Remastered has 35 players actively in-game. This is 0% lower than its all-time peak of 69.


Goat Simulator: Remastered Player Count

Goat Simulator: Remastered monthly active players. This table represents the average number of players engaging with the game each month, providing insights into its ongoing popularity and player activity trends.

Month Average Players Change
2025-03 28 +75.62%
2025-02 16 -39.41%
2025-01 27 -23.2%
2024-12 35 +5.52%
2024-11 33 0%

Goat Simulator: Remastered
299 Total Reviews
247 Positive Reviews
52 Negative Reviews
Mostly Positive Score

Goat Simulator: Remastered has garnered a total of 299 reviews, with 247 positive reviews and 52 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Mostly Positive’ overall score.

Reviews Chart


Chart above illustrates the trend of feedback for Goat Simulator: Remastered over time, showcasing the dynamic changes in player opinions as new updates and features have been introduced. This visual representation helps to understand the game's reception and how it has evolved.


Recent Steam Reviews

This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback

Playtime: 113 minutes
i kind of regreted this when i bought it at first but i still refunded to wait
👍 : 0 | 😃 : 1
Negative
Playtime: 110 minutes
The most hyped remaster in the entire of time itself WILL win all the game awards 10/10
👍 : 5 | 😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime: 902 minutes
recommended if u put comedy and memes together u get goat sim remastered
👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime: 613 minutes
it was worth the 10 year wait for a remaster got every achievement in 1 sitting
👍 : 7 | 😃 : 5
Positive
Playtime: 439 minutes
A very nostalgic trip down memory lain
👍 : 0 | 😃 : 1
Positive
Playtime: 42 minutes
Goated game. Get it? No literally, please get the game its awesome.
👍 : 2 | 😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime: 368 minutes
A touch overpriced to just give 'pretty' graphics to the original game. Then add on there is no online multiplayer and its a waste of money. Just stick with 3 if you have friends at all, since the game gets very dull very fast solo. If you can get a major sale for under 10 dollars, then yah go for it to waste a few hours, but that is about it.
👍 : 9 | 😃 : 1
Negative
Playtime: 320 minutes
SUPER FUN! This is a super great game that is so random but in a good way, also any game with goats that cause chaos is amazing.
👍 : 2 | 😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime: 705 minutes
missed this game but wish it had online multiplayer
👍 : 0 | 😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime: 13 minutes
I was very excited for this, but there are way too many problems for me to properly justify buying this game when you already own the original goat sim. 1- the original game has way more achievements. 2- the controls are worse. I played on deck controller. running was very sensitive and slightly touching the controller caused my goat to run instead of walk, alongside it being harder to walk sideways. - adding onto that: for some reason wall running is way less sensitive now and its way harder to wall run at all anymore unless it is a perfectly long wall. 3- no more adult jokes? at least make it a toggle or something. 4- ONLY goat high from the mobile version? what about all the other stuff that is exclusive to other console editions like the holiday events? 5- performance issues where doing stuff like sacrificing to the summon circle caused a massive lag spike to the point i was concerned it would crash the game. adding onto that: 6- the graphics settings are VERY minimal. for some reason on steam deck the game looked very gritty, going into settings I found no sharpness level or anything. It only has basics like motion blur and such. 7- AND extremely bright and overly saturated graphics that really strain the eyes. 8- online multiplayer is gone??? why??? 9- no workshop support?? that was half the fun of the original game! I know its goat simulator. I know its meant to be a janky game that you shouldn't take that much seriously.... but i already payed for that janky experience 10 years ago! even shitpost games like goat simulator has an expectation to be improved if you want to justify a 40 dollar remastered edition price tag. if you never played goat simulator before, this game is cheaper than buying the original game + dlc. It even has a neat in-game mutator editor so you don't have to reset the game every time you change a mutator. but if you already own goat sim? don't bother. just play goat sim classic. and the mobile version is literally free to download and play on your phone and actually has the exclusive content not in this version.
👍 : 70 | 😃 : 0
Negative

Goat Simulator: Remastered Steam Achievements

Goat Simulator: Remastered offers players a rich tapestry of challenges, with a total of 42 achievements to unlock. These achievements span a variety of in-game activities, encouraging exploration, skill development, and strategic mastery. Unlocking these achievements provides not only a rewarding experience but also a deeper engagement with the game's content.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items

I Can't Believe That Worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Try Hard

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Is That a Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Colombian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Don't Panic

srsly

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

How do you catch goats?

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava

Love or Hate?

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level

Survive for Your Life

Survive 10 days

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level

Le Voyage dans la Lune

A trip to the Moon

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert

Dastardly

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive

Use the Sword, Goat

Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat

NERD!

Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level

Testaholic

Complete the Test Chambers

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit the Badehaus

Ready for the Grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level

Whiplash

Perform a drum solo

I'm a Dynamite

Try to blow yourself up

Chief Fidget

Find all Goat Trophies on the School level

Ultra Low Effort Gamer

Dust off your game library; start the game


Goat Simulator: Remastered Screenshots

View the gallery of screenshots from Goat Simulator: Remastered. These images showcase key moments and graphics of the game.


Goat Simulator: Remastered Minimum PC System Requirements

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: i5 4690k
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 12 GB available space

Goat Simulator: Remastered Recommended PC System Requirements

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: i5 9400F
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 12 GB available space

Goat Simulator: Remastered has specific system requirements to ensure smooth gameplay. The minimum settings provide basic performance, while the recommended settings are designed to deliver the best gaming experience. Check the detailed requirements to ensure your system is compatible before making a purchase.

Goat Simulator: Remastered Latest News & Patches

This game has received a total of 2 updates to date, ensuring continuous improvements and added features to enhance player experience. These updates address a range of issues from bug fixes and gameplay enhancements to new content additions, demonstrating the developer's commitment to the game's longevity and player satisfaction.

Hotfix #1
Date: 2024-11-25 10:25:46
A bunch of fixes gathered from community feedback, crash reports and internal testing.
👍 : 133 | 👎 : 8
Goat Remastered Patch #2
Date: 2025-01-15 09:48:14
This patch addresses issues and bugs that have been reported by the community and found by our internal testing!
👍 : 58 | 👎 : 3


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