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473 😀 93 😒

78,59%

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$29.99

Goat Simulator: Remastered Steam Charts & Stats

Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.

App ID	1762930
App Type	GAME
Developers	Coffee Stain Studios, Coffee Stain North, Fishlabs
Publishers	Coffee Stain Publishing
Categories	Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Multi-player, Co-op, Full controller support, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen
Genres	Casual, Simulation, Adventure
Release Date	2024
Platforms	Windows
Supported Languages	French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Russian, English, Korean, Polish, Turkish

50 Players in Game

314 All-Time Peak

78,59 Rating

Steam Charts

50 Players in Game

314 All-Time Peak

78,59 Rating

At the moment, Goat Simulator: Remastered has 50 players actively in-game. This is 0% lower than its all-time peak of 69.

Goat Simulator: Remastered Player Count

Goat Simulator: Remastered monthly active players. This table represents the average number of players engaging with the game each month, providing insights into its ongoing popularity and player activity trends.

Month	Average Players	Change
2025-05	53	+84.6%
2025-03	28	+75.62%
2025-02	16	-39.41%
2025-01	27	-23.2%
2024-12	35	+5.52%
2024-11	33	0%

566 Total Reviews

473 Positive Reviews

93 Negative Reviews

Mostly Positive Score

Goat Simulator: Remastered has garnered a total of 566 reviews, with 473 positive reviews and 93 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Mostly Positive’ overall score.

Reviews Chart

Chart above illustrates the trend of feedback for Goat Simulator: Remastered over time, showcasing the dynamic changes in player opinions as new updates and features have been introduced. This visual representation helps to understand the game's reception and how it has evolved.

Recent Steam Reviews

This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback

Playtime: 150 minutes

it's a fun Nostalgia trip but for some reason just something doesn't hit the same 7/10

👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 362 minutes

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👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 1100 minutes

Legging a little bit but that's OK I like the DLC's I like the graphics too I would give this a 10\10

👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 795 minutes

chaotic fun would reccomend to anybody how would be considering buying

👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 596 minutes

rlnekly guoof game enojeyed very goosd gamegood gmae game

👍 : 1 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 704 minutes

i already made a "goat sim is the GOAT" joke already and im creative enough to not reuse jokes i just made but im not creative enough to think of a different one

👍 : 2 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 258 minutes

The controls are clunky, the gameplay is buggy. There is virtually no help as you navigate. It's a stupid game that is at best, cheeky, but definitely not "fun". If you like being "high" while playing games..this is the one for you. Sad that a studio that created such a good game as Satisfactory created something so worthless as this. Wish I hadn't wasted my money on it.

👍 : 1 | 😃 : 3

Negative

Playtime: 832 minutes

If you can't have fun as a rampaging goat, I'm not sure that you can have fun at all... 😉

👍 : 0 | 😃 : 0

Positive

Playtime: 219 minutes

It's exactly what it says it is, but with a crucial added feature that makes 100%ing/seeing everything much easier, that being the ability to equip modifiers from any DLC in any other DLC. Just one question, though.... Why wasn't this an update for the original game instead? Now the original's far outmoded with this being the definitive way to play, so...? Could have just been a tiny DLC for the original for free or like 3 bucks.

👍 : 5 | 😃 : 0

Negative

Playtime: 796 minutes

hey look the goat game is back I've completed the original Goat Simulator and all of its DLC so I kinda knew how this would go already Pros - Like a remaster should, this game comes with all of the DLC from the original game. - New "Buck to School" map which was previously mobile exclusive Cons - Goat City Bay has a racing quest that isn't hard but there is a bug that prevents this one quest from being completed - GoatZ has a bit of a bug that happens more often when you skip the outbreak cutscene (or so i think). Upon starting, the UI just vanishes which isn't game breaking but it's pretty annoying + if you die the menu will also be missing - Buck to School has a weird thing idk if this is just a one-off but regardless thought i should put it here - if you go into the cellar while licking an object it does some weird shit and you fall through the map until you pause or restart - Overall game feels kinda clunky when playing, breaking glass sometimes doesn't respond. I'm giving it a thumbs down for now but with bug fixes and other updates this could be better. [spoiler]but if you just want this to screw around and bully people yeah buy this lmao[/spoiler]

👍 : 22 | 😃 : 2

Negative

Goat Simulator: Remastered Steam Achievements

Goat Simulator: Remastered offers players a rich tapestry of challenges, with a total of 42 achievements to unlock. These achievements span a variety of in-game activities, encouraging exploration, skill development, and strategic mastery. Unlocking these achievements provides not only a rewarding experience but also a deeper engagement with the game's content.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items

I Can't Believe That Worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Try Hard

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Is That a Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Colombian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Don't Panic

srsly

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

How do you catch goats?

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava

Love or Hate?

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level

Survive for Your Life

Survive 10 days

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level

Le Voyage dans la Lune

A trip to the Moon

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert

Dastardly

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive

Use the Sword, Goat

Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat

NERD!

Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level

Testaholic

Complete the Test Chambers

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit the Badehaus

Ready for the Grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level

Whiplash

Perform a drum solo

I'm a Dynamite

Try to blow yourself up

Chief Fidget

Find all Goat Trophies on the School level

Ultra Low Effort Gamer

Dust off your game library; start the game

Goat Simulator: Remastered Screenshots

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Goat Simulator: Remastered Minimum PC System Requirements

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: i5 4690k
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 12 GB available space

Goat Simulator: Remastered Recommended PC System Requirements

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: i5 9400F
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 12 GB available space

Goat Simulator: Remastered has specific system requirements to ensure smooth gameplay. The minimum settings provide basic performance, while the recommended settings are designed to deliver the best gaming experience. Check the detailed requirements to ensure your system is compatible before making a purchase.

Goat Simulator: Remastered Latest News & Patches

This game has received a total of 2 updates to date, ensuring continuous improvements and added features to enhance player experience. These updates address a range of issues from bug fixes and gameplay enhancements to new content additions, demonstrating the developer's commitment to the game's longevity and player satisfaction.

Hotfix #1

Date: 2024-11-25 10:25:46

A bunch of fixes gathered from community feedback, crash reports and internal testing.

👍 : 133 | 👎 : 8

Goat Remastered Patch #2

Date: 2025-01-15 09:48:14

This patch addresses issues and bugs that have been reported by the community and found by our internal testing!

👍 : 58 | 👎 : 3

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