Horny Crush Reviews

Fun little puzzle game with hentai.

must admit bought it for a meme but its not that bad if you want a quick 100% game

First time a game has taken less time to play than it did to download. There is no there there.

Very cool game and an interesting puzzle! Im looking forward to this type of games!

Art is lovely. And that's the only good about this game. When you move a mouse to select pieces, the whole image unnecessarily moves as well to imitate 3D space for some reason. Also, pieces sometimes have weird clickboxes which makes quickly selecting them a pain, which is only exacerbated by the fact you can only swap two pieces' places with each other - no sliding, no moving whole matched sections. Especially annoying in levels with lots of pieces. Another issue is repetitiveness of having to complete minor variation of the same image over and over and over, with increasing number of pieces. Makes me feel my time is on the very bottom of author's priority list (if it's there at all). And god forbid you for any reason interrupt your gameplay and close the game or go to gallery mode when you are few variants in - you will need to start from variant 1. Even if what you just completed was the last variant. If you leave before game moves to another pic, you will start over. Of course, there is no way to select level to redo or to continue from. There isn't even main menu or anything. Also, I've unlocked all achievements at once after I finished the very first level, I think. Definitely by the time I've completed all variants of second pic. Again, the art is really nice, that's the only reason I'm not refunding this. Hopefully it's all with original art author permissions (I'm not accusing anyone here of course - you can see credit given even in screenshots here) - too many crap here on Steam with stolen artwork. Then again, you could probably just go to artist's pixiv and ignore this poorly written game.

Good art, inconsistent levels, still good for its cheap price One of the levels has like 4-5 more complicated variations while the rest have either 1 or none, I think they decided not to do the same thing for each level mid-development idk lmao It has like 30-40 mins of EPIC GAMEPLAY if not less

Very good art but not much in terms of gameplay. It's a simple puzzle game with a decent amount of levels. Wouldn't recommend unless you can't find lewd art on the internet or you're in search of a way to spend time.

Swap puzzle pieces, see naked or close to naked anime women. Some pictures have only 1 variant while others have 3-7. Music is whatever. Takes about 25 minutes to 100 (don't be alarmed if Achievements don't pop; they all unlock on game exit regardless of progress).

Budget swapping puzzle filled with alluring but lightly censored hentai art. Does it offer enough to justify purchase or should you get a beer instead? As the description states the goal is to complete pictures by swapping tiles. That's all. Very minimalistic indeed; no originality whatsoever. The only thing that changes between the 10 stages available is the number of picture variations to complete, from 1 to 4 + one stage with 9, and the number of pieces to swap. Except for maybe two larger pictures, there is no challenge here if you seek one. For someone who prefer at least some this is a bit disappointing. Even at this budget price it is a bit too minimalistic when compared to similar titles. This has very possibly the least amount of options I have seen so far in any game. While the censorship is nominal, it does spoil the art a bit. There is either light blur or white bars on most pictures. The pixiv address displayed at the start makes it feel like this product is an art promotion rather than proper puzzle. More than blatant imo. One track playing throughout the whole experience feels a bit too lazy these days. Even this silly price can't excuse this. No bugs encountered at least. To summarise, overly minimalistic tile swapping puzzle with lightly censored hentai art and one music track. There are too many similar titles at the same price with much more to offer. Not enough effort was put to earn my recommendation + I hate any censorship: 3.2/10

my uncle forced me to buy and he watched he says very good altho i do not like anime women. this isnt the first time hes asked so this review is on his behalf