AirGun Reviews

Let’s get all the nice-nice outta the way, so we can dig into the meat and potatoes of this game, and discuss something that really matters - Suicide Prevention, and how this soundtrack sets our efforts back decades! The game is $1, and it’s fun. There is unfortunately no meta progression (I don’t even know if I’m using the right term, but it’s not a roguelite is what I’m trying to say) controls are decent enough, and as far as the graphics are concerned, they’re not great, but they’re pretty good for a game that mainly exists to murder your ears. And now, the soundtrack. I doubt it will ever happen, but I would love to sit down and have a “bull session” with either the developer, or whoever the developer had make the soundtrack. Because they have to be one of the funniest people in the world (or they hate humanity as much as I do!). Maybe something shady went down here, like the developer refused to make a payment for the work done on the soundtrack, so the audio engineer said “ok, you no pay? Then I give you crap!” The title screen music alone is enough to make you call your doctor and beg for a triple dose of Prozac! But when you get into the actual game… I’m not sure what’s going on, but it’s as if the Casio was on the fritz, but nobody cared enough to fix it before showtime. It reminds me of a really annoying 6 flags great adventure commercial from the 90’s with an old man dancing to horrible techno music (well that’s redundant), but I’d much rather have that commercial playing on a loop in my mind 24/7, then ever have to hear this again. I guess it’s worth getting just so you can show your friends what awful music is… but you could just as easily put on any rap song for the same affect.