Hodl Simulator Reviews
Ape investors have to know when to hodl them, and know when the fodl them. But with the dark potassium pool manipulation of Monkeydel investments, this is becoming harder and harder each day. This corrupt corporation makes their living by crashing honest banana companies the only solution to HODL!
App ID | 1693210 |
App Type | GAME |
Developers | Santaworks |
Publishers | Santaworks |
Categories | Single-player, Steam Achievements |
Genres | Simulation |
Release Date | 30 Jul, 2021 |
Platforms | Windows |
Supported Languages | English |

7 Total Reviews
6 Positive Reviews
1 Negative Reviews
Mixed Score
Hodl Simulator has garnered a total of 7 reviews, with 6 positive reviews and 1 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Mixed’ overall score.
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Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
1102 minutes
Monkei
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 1
Positive
Playtime:
17 minutes
Monkey Kongk.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
196 minutes
RIDE WIFE, LIFE GOOD
WIFFE FIGHT BAK, KILL WIFE,
WIFE GONE, THINK ABOUT WIFE
REGRET
👍 : 6 |
😃 : 5
Positive
Playtime:
38 minutes
Best Game ever. I Hodl but not Fodl.
👍 : 3 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
9 minutes
I lost .2 hours with this toy. Will try to scrub this brief but painful experience from my memory.
The way to win is that you look at the other reviews and see how much time they spent playing this thing.
If you played longer than other reviewers, you lose.
Refunded.
👍 : 0 |
😃 : 0
Negative
Playtime:
52 minutes
I didn't know how much i was a paper hand selling at 17 million a share..This hardened me up fast! I'm ready for the hedgies now!
Buy & hodl!
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice
👍 : 3 |
😃 : 4
Positive