h8machine Achievements

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App ID1642010
App TypeGAME
Developers
Publishers gaem by jj
Categories Single-player
Genres Indie
Release Date4 Aug, 2022
Platforms Windows
Supported Languages English

h8machine Steam Achievements

h8machine offers players a rich tapestry of challenges, with a total of 28 achievements to unlock. These achievements span a variety of in-game activities, encouraging exploration, skill development, and strategic mastery. Unlocking these achievements provides not only a rewarding experience but also a deeper engagement with the game's content.

Great taste in vidya, king.

You opened h8machine.

how do i play card????

You finished the tutorial.

h8machine
He's watching.

You won against the Janny.

This just proves me right though...

You won against the Winner.

Professional Offender

You won against the Victimancer.

No theatrics

You won against NoDrama.

WORDSWORDSWORDS

You won without pics in your deck.

Artist

You won with 6+ pics in your image folder.

Touching Grass

Win a fight with full brain.

Touching Cloth

Win a fight with almost no brain.

(This achievement does not constitute financial advice)

Win a fight with 100$ or more.

Enjoy the silence

Win with no posts in play.

SHUT IT

Win with 10+ posts in play.

clown badge

Beat the CLOWN FIESTA mode.

the absolute madman!!!

Beat the MAD LAD mode.

Rigged!

Beat the SHUFFLER IS FINE mode.

Didn't see it coming.

Beat the BLIND REVIEW mode.

LAUGH OUT LOUD

Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤣 deck.

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.

Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤔 deck.

RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😡 deck.

This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😭 deck.

L is for the way you lick your mic...

Beat the final boss with a mostly 😍 deck.

Average Checklist Fan

Beat the game with 20 different reward personalities.

Average Achievement Enjoyer

Beat the game with 40 different reward personalities.

Average Trap Enthusiast

Beat Challenge LVL 1 (without easy mode).

Average Bot Lover

Beat Challenge LVL 2 (without easy mode).

Average F2P BTW

Beat Challenge LVL 3 (without easy mode).


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