Kaiju Crush Reviews

4/10 (not angering or anything but for a game that’s meant to have 10 endings it’s kinda disappointing that I tried 3 story paths and got the same ending on all 3)

Worst visual novel ever. The story is not interesting and you can't even make your first choice until like 30 minutes in! It has 10 endings apparently but I got 3; one where Wifuzilla killed me, one where Wifuzilla killed me, and one where Wifuzilla killed me. I played for 2 hours with barely any story progression or character development. Every choice for the most part is a 50/50 chance of the game just ending with your death. If you aren't going to let the players play just self publish a book on Amazon. I'd even read that because, to say one good thing about the game, it raised some interesting points about the genre a couple of times, but other than that its not good. Its far from the choose your own adventure game that you expect it to be. I sure hope my refund is approved cause $9.99 is insane. My guess is it costs that much because it is long af. Gangam Style

Admittedly, I haven't finished the game yet, but I think I've seen enough of it to share my opinion with you: I overall recommend it, but with a big caveat — the game is not quite what it seems. What I mean by that is that the game describes itself as having "silly anime goodness", and while it does have it to some extent, the game takes itself far more seriously than it needs to. I think the best way to describe it would be like if you were invited to a fun party, which actually turned out to be a summit on environmental issues in disguise. There's nothing wrong with having a discussion about this, of course, but not when you expect to get something else. For a game that is supposed to be a silly monster girl dating sim, there is a surprising amount of deep conversations about the nature of humanity, good and evil, environmental justice etc. There is even a bad ending early in the game where you can see yourself and another character die in a gruesome way, and it's played straight. It just comes across like the creators weren't sure what tone they wanted the game to have, so they went with both, but I don't think they pulled it off. Aside from that, the characters are very likable (most of them) and the music is surprisingly good; it's as good as the art style is underwhelming. I don't hate the art style though, it can be pretty cute at times, but it has to be acknowledged for what it is. Anyway, thank you for your time! ^_^ Queen Koni is best girl. Peace!