Retro Tank Party Reviews

I was browsing the Steam® Store Page and came across this eye-catching game. I quickly exclaimed to my colleague that we must buy and then download this game at once. At the time of purchase it was approximately 22:55 hours, and we were running low on energy. Deprived of our main source of energy, cans of Pepsi®, we thought this game would suffice by bringing us together, and fulfilling the gaping hole in our souls. We launched the game, our ears were deafened by the obnoxious sound of the game intro, because our system volume is much too high for our human ears. We eagerly jumped into a game, only to extremely disappointed. First off, the controls are worse than Wii Play Tanks®, which is the standard to which we were holding this game to. Hoping, perhaps, that the gameplay would help us overlook the horrendous movement. We were wrong. Anyways, I will not by refunding this game even though I wanted to burn my eyes out with blowtorch. My colleague describes the pain as "I want to burn my eyes out with my fists". I cannot believe this game exists. Solid 7.5/10

This game has pretty awful controls which can't be changed which is a shame. This game feels very incomplete overall. If you want a good tank game go play wii play with the tanks minigame. This game should be FREE. Maybe add bots, a challenge arena, fix the awful camera shake when getting hit, maybe zoom the camera out a bit so i am not blindly running around.

Very fun game to play with friends. The game has a really smooth feel to it in the way the tank controls. Nice art and catchy music. Low enough price point that you can gift a copy to a friend for an afternoon of mayhem.