New York Rat Simulator Reviews

If you size up, bump into a pedestrian to knock them down, then ram into their limp body the right way, you'll get launched a hundred feet into the air into an unfinished area. It's kinda fun running around outside the boundaries where you aren't supposed to be. Other than that, not much to the game right now. You run around and collect pizza, eventually growing bigger, presumably shortening your already limited lifespan because pizza is all you can eat. You can ram yourself into cars, moving them which is kinda funny. I tried pushing the limp bodies of people into the roads to see if they would get run over, but unfortunately and unlike the real New York City, the cars, which are driver-less if you look closely, will carefully avoid running people over which was a little disappointing. Maybe this is just a model city block where they test out driver-less cars. Are the people even real? Once you bump into them they never get back up. Is this purgatory? Did the rat die from eating all that pizza and this is the gluttony part of The Divine Comedy? Alright I'll shut up now. It's 2 o' clock in the morning.