Squirrel Divorce Reviews

this was not worth 37 cents

best game ive ever played

Squirrel Divorce is like confession at a catholic church...do i recommend it,no...is it a punishment for your sins?...yes

I thought I knew about squirrels. Who doesn't? I mean, they live pretty much everywhere. You feed them at the park, watch them bury their nuts, and wonder "How do they know where all those nuts are buried? Guess what. They don't. That's just one of the surprising facts I discovered when getting ready to write this review. Did you know that the Bhutan giant flying squirrel can be up to four feet long? Wow. Now most squirrels you have ever seen are synanthropes, which means that they thrive in a human environment. We usually view synanthropes as pests, such as roaches, rats, even lice. Squirrels however, seem to have elevated themselves far beyond their comrades though, as I discovered when I found this game. Squirrel Divorce. That implies a squirrel marriage, but squirrels have rather loose ties to their partners, to the point that a pregnant squirrel may have babies with multiple fathers in her at once. While this might make for a great Jerry Springer episode, it doesn't do much to foster a stable relationship. So, this is all a sham, this squirrel divorce? But then I discovered something. I happened to find a report called "Seasonal change in the testis size of the Japanese giant flying squirrel, [i]Petaurista leucogenys[/i]" about how Takeo Kawamichi spent several years observing squirrel testicles. Interesting as that may be, it led me to some other research that found the Japanese Giant Flying Squirrel does indeed mate for life, and so we finally find our path to squirrel divorce. With that established, I can confidently say that this game is an accurate depiction of squirrel behavior, and is founded in scientific fact. Knowing that, you can safely use this game as a teaching aid in any advanced biology class. Glad I could help. [hr][/hr] Flying Otter might just be a squirrel, and is a [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40680623/]Steam curator[/url].

This game is sort of like bioshock the depth of the story in this game is out of this world and all of the dark undertones of games like dark souls and demon souls are present yet another beautiful story driven game. would even go as far as to call it a hidden gem, buried under garbage on this platform like cyberpunk 2077

Is this the worst game ever made? No. Is it the best game ever made? Yes. Only issue is that it's impossible to get the "complete the game" achievement I finished the game twice and it didn't unlock.