Flesh Eating Geriatric Internet Predator Reviews

I don't even know what to say. It's bad at every level. I know it's supposed to mimic B movies but still.

I went in wanting to love the game. But it is not even trash, it is beyond terrible.

I will say I'm not sure how fun this is sober... but under the influence, it's quite the experience.

Neutral rating overall. It's different, a simple "game" but I dig it. I also like one of the songs they did. As of now achievements are still not working and not all things can be skipped while playing it seems.

Thought i would attempt another go for my rumble channel. Im really not sure what a mess haha. The dumbest creepy game i own and all three selections can be all wrong. I really tried but this is so broken i had to abandon the video. I love cheesy crummy b movie horror movies this is as bad as my copy of Sledgehammer actually no............. Makes Sledge hammer look like a masterpiece in comparison. You know this is horrible when it makes me wanna watch my DVD of Sledgehammer at 8:30 in the morning as my coffee goes cold. Unless you have a soft spot for horror movie rubbish save your money unless you can snag it for 25 cents on $ale.

I'm all into bad fx horror movies and disturbing things, but this was poorly made. The clips were cut really abruptely, the audio was hard to understand, the premise makes no sense, nothing connects with anything. I won't ask for a refund since it isn't expensive at all and I really hope they can make something better designed, I would love to see the idea executed better, or a whole game about connecting short movies. This need to be polished to be called a game first.

Best game ever played! Pro: - Profile functions limited. - No Achievement works at all. - The developer announced years ago that he would fix it. It has NOT been fixed. - The menu glitched into the game, - A generally divinely programmed perfection. Cons: - No cons. It is worth every cent. Don't miss out on this genius. You will regret it.

It isn't a masterpiece of cinema or gaming, but from the title you should already know what to expect. I don't understand all the negative reviews that seem to have had no idea what they bought in the first place. The gameplay aspect of it is just random guessing, one right out of three choices. The movie aspect is grindhouse low budget cinema, which it captures wonderfully in my opinion. The aesthetics of some of the shots and characters is really well done for an indy team. I like it a lot.

I think I can appraciate the dark humor or even like those games, which is made bad in general for commical reasons. When I played this game I didn't appraciate these things, because it had none. The quality of the videos are bad, not because of the vignette, but in general the camera of theirs has a poor quality... "oh but thats the point", but it's still not helping me to see things. Sound quality is worse than the visuals. Sometimes the characters too loud or quiet, I can hear a static or even a bigger noise in their voice too, which is really not making it scary, but annoying. Soundtrack is weird in general. It's like psyhadelic dream. It's not bad, but you don't want to listen to it... "but thats the point of the game". Okay... Gameplay... you get 3 unwatched clips, one kills you which puts you back further in the clips, 2 other clip shaping the "story", however atleast one time there will be 2 clips which kills you so, this is a weird system. It would be an okay idea, especially because of the trailer guy, who you can call for tip, but when you die and not prepare for remember the clips, you will be in trouble. Thankfully you can skip the clips, so you just have to choose from them. The gameplay is annoying, due to try and die style. This is not fun and especially not fun watching low budget "80's horror movie" styled videos. For real, this kind of stuff is on YouTube since in the early days of it. Hell, even you watch an old horror movie you will a better time. And if you make something bad for real, it needs something valuable to like it. I didn't find this value in this game. I'm not gonna mention the settings menu, which had no settings in it, but saving option... for a game which you can playthrough under 25 minutes. Has no sense. Story is simple like a stick, and really nothing special... if you can hear the conversations at all. Weird, awkward stuff. When I played this game I felt disturbed, weird, and guilt, just because I played this. I can understand the style of this game, but this is not it. Either take something seriously or make a completly joke from it, which is more funny than weird... just don't cause anymore nightmares with this war weapon. Do not play this, waste of time!

Phew.... I have to say... I don't appreciate not knowing what to choose and why to choose it. The footage is standard exploitation film style if you enjoy that. I would say, this is not recommended to those looking for a real FMV multi choice game. Everything was random choice, and no consistency between choices other than the scene number. Will say, Gramma in the Attic music video was entertaining though.