Club Girl Reviews

Oh boy where do i begin this review. this would be alright if the other reviews weren't... robotic? bad? misleading? The game is trying to be a rhythm game... but it certainly isn't one. The arrows don't have anything to do with the rhythm of the songs, the songs are alright... but are they even this games original? It's probably just some no copyright EDM. The background animation doesn't make any sense, i guess they're trying to make the "hornier" side of the audience but I'm gonna be completely honest to you guys it's not hot XD And the reviews bro, I would never buy this game if the reviews weren't great but what the fuck is this... it's not worth its price (even though it's only 0.90). SERIOUSLY, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME

Have you ever danced with your fingers with a beautiful lady?). If you have not done this before, then this is one of the reasons to play Club Girl.I advise you to evaluate the game yourself, because you will not be able to feel all its charm from the screenshot(I imagine how Putin plays Club Girl on an arcade dance machine in his Palace :D )

So we dance for a pretty girl, pressing the arrow keys in time, gaining points and going further. In this game, the main practice, and then passing the levels will not be difficult. The game has good music, pleasant graphics, in general I recommend!:)

Tl ;dr : after a stressful day of work, it was a welcome laugh, i burst to tears. Songs are good tho, honestly. Damn, while this is truly a masterpiece, please someone send help to this poor girl, she is having quite the epileptic seizure, hell, she even died standing still. Pros : - why put gameplay when you can totally ignore it ? - you can actually use a defibrilator by actually playing the game to ressurect the poor girl so she can die again - high level quality animation, never seen such a good representation of seizure. That must be painful. - did she even have joint at this point ? - the girl is also a great magician as she will sometimes float in the air. Awesome. -you have no way to quit a running song other than alt f4 - this laggy menu who wont take enter as an input is next level genius -that 10th songwill never end. the poor girl will actually be drown into a eternity of silent pain, slowly waiting for you to end it , while trying to suck your soul in. This is the true definition of madness. - i actually choose to end her suffering by closing the game. -Since im not a sadist, i didnt event get those acievements dood. Cons: -WELL THE SONGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD, WHAT A SHAME. Holy molly you should buy it at full price bro, never had such a hard boner in my whole life.

Good entertainment for the evening. The game has 10 levels with different music, where you need to press the keys to the beat of the music and get a nice scene with a dancer. The music in the game is not bad, the gameplay is addictive, I would like to see other dancers. In general, I recommend it.

Accidentally stumbled upon this game and decided to buy it. It looks like an ordinary uncomplicated toy with its own features. In it you have to press the keys on the screen in time for your dance to move in the right direction. At first, it won't be as difficult as it is unusual. After a few tries it will become easier to respond to the keys, even at high speeds. The game also has beautiful music, which you should enjoy. There isn't much of it, but it's enough to fully immerse yourself in this game and pass quite a few levels. Well, you should definitely play it.

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Before playing Club Girl, I had severe erectile dysfunction. I tried every pill on the market but my willy would never get hard, until I played this game. When I saw the menu screen I was immediately perplexed at these advanced graphics. Once I actually started playing, my willy not only got super hard but I ejaculated so much in my pants it slowly ran down my leg and into my shoe like a white stream of magic. . this proceeded to happen with every song I played afterward, This game also saved my sex life thank you sixteen bars. I plan to play it all.

The game is worth its money, it is quite simple and quick to pass, you just need to press the arrow keys on your keyboard in time to earn points. Drawing looks good, you can keep yourself busy for a couple of hours and click on the keys. 10 Club Girl of 10

Not complicated, but at the same time quite attractive game. The game controls are intuitively easy to understand because practically everyone has played games like this in the childhood. I didn't recognized any disadvantages so this game met my expectations.