Snail Simulator Reviews

a truly life-changing game. play with friends for extra snail power

This is a weird one, but I've enjoyed my time with it. It's definitely a slowburn. You just wander around a little snail world looking for secrets/collectibles/cosmetics. It's multiplayer in a persistent world, but it also largely feels like an idle game. You'll set a goal for yourself then either go it alone or randomly join or be joined by a passerby on the way there. Pretty unique experience. It's a chill game to turn on auto-run and alt-tab into other stuff then check back in occasionally. If that's your thing, do it to it.

good game, slow- but good. i should have expected slow as it is literally a snail sim. will be playing when i have more patience.

life changing. you will cry tears of sorrow and joy at the same time. no other game is capable to illicit such a powerful and masterful experience. we as a species will never be able to ever again experience something like this and nothing will ever match this games experience. 100/10

Meme reviews? 60 Minute achievement was only done by ~48% of players at the time of my review. It doesn't feel right to see a game rated that good while I had the impression it's very basic and there are not many players around.

Snery snovely snommunity and snery snun sname about snails. Snighly snecommend for those who are snail.

This little gem is really sweet to play, having a soft, slow-paced game with random people flooding "Hello!" and customizing your snail with so many kinds of hats can do wonders after a hard day at work. Besides, the community is dedicated to the snail roleplay (as they should!), caring and attentive to help newcomers get more hats, finding them is always rewarding as some are pretty hard to get, the achievements are amazing and hilarious and the flying ability is a game changer (but shouldn't replace the good peaceful walk, alone or with some friends or random snails!) 10/10 I recommend it every time someone asks about it upon seeing it on my Discord activity

This game is great. Very chill relaxing snail adventure. You can say hello and goodbye to other snails and the game even says goodbye to you as you sign out. There were also lots of achievements, and it was really fun with friends!!! 10/10 great game wish more games could be like this.

This is such a fun game! Yes, it is slow if you are on your own but join with friends or find a group in the game and you would be surprised with how fast you can go! The dev is super involved and hosts weekly twitch streams to help people progress through the game and they are constantly adding things.

This is a fantastic game for chatting with friends and being immersed in a brand new snulture (snail culture). The community is quite friendly and in game events are fun. Highly recommend to anybody trying to be silly