MAGIC POT&TER BATTLEGROUNDS Reviews

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i cant even believe this exists

Where do I begin with this mess? W moves you forward but not straight. You wobble to-and-fro. A and D cause you to move forward like an off-balance drunkard in either direction. S does not backpedal. It causes you to roll sometimes, though. There's no collision detection on some objects. No objectives. PvP but the code isn't implemented properly so you can't actually play against others. No bots or NPCs. One map. Not optimized. Only one resolution: 1024x768 windowed. It has a language change option that doesn't work and doesn't disappear. No menus. Nothing. Couldn't even be bothered to remove the random & in the title. Hede makes LOSEDEAD look like a top tier development studio.

This game is garbage. I just bought it on sale because it was on my backburner of stupid purchases because of spellcasting Palpatine. When you start this game, you immediately spawn in some castle ruins. You move with WASD... kind of. W makes you move forward as you would expect, but A and D don't make you move sideways or turn. Instead, you move forward while gradually turning left or right. This is the most "Tank controls" I have ever seen. S makes you duck. You can't move back. You can roll by pressing space, but annoyingly, it opens that weird box up there where you can change your language, I suppose? It doesn't really work, so I dunno... By pressing the left mouse button, you can attack with either your sword or your staff. You can somewhat control the camera by moving your mouse, if you swing it around on one side (hard to explain, it's just weird). [URL=https://youtu.be/wuPo1lybkzk]Here's an attempt to showcase the awkward controls, [/URL]however, I can't really show how awkward it is to control the camera aside from me struggling, but that doesn't do it justice. It's way worse than it looks. When you're in the castle, there's really nothing to see, just an empty map with two portals next to you. One leads to the PvP area and the other to the trap level. In the PvP area, you can fight people, but first, there has to be more than one player, and that's obviously not going to happen unless you can convince your friends to play this nonsense. The trap level is just an obstacle course with spikes and swinging axes. If you reach the end of it, you get 1 gold, which you can do nothing with. Also, the map resets, but that doesn't matter since you very likely won't have more than one player playing anyway. I also kept running up things I probably shouldn't be running up on, and obstacles sometimes killed me without touching them, I think. On a more positive side, rolling seems to work, and it's very effective when trying to clear the trap level. Visually, it doesn't look too bad, but my window was really small, and I can't find a way to make it bigger. Also, the trap map has some issues that makes the game lag. In fact, you can see the same lag in the trailer. The camera, however, is horrible. I've already mentioned how awkward it is to control, but it's awful in general. It often clips into walls, making you unable to see anything. After some time, the game consistently crashes for no reason. Also, pressing ESC opens some strange glitched inventory of some sorts. Dunno... Don't buy this game. I bought it as a joke, and honestly, this game managed to avoid being boring-bad and it became funny-bad because of how much of a trainwreck it is. This game isn't worth anything in this state, and I don't expect anything to change, as is common with asset flips being thrown on Steam and forgotten about.