Cookie Clicker Reviews

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 It's a classic

Get this game, It's so worth it to have while you do any work related task on your computer. Very fun for split screening!

I can't really say anything negative about Cookie Clicker, especially as it has mod support any complaint someone might have can be fixed with a mod or two, and you can try it for free online IIRC.

used to play on the browser back in the day, so figured i'd drop a fiver and support the dev and whatnot. it's still a fun time, but i don't recommend because it looks like the save system is prone to errors. i logged in today to find out that the save's been wiped. the latest steam cloud backup available on my account is from a week ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ a quick google search shows this is a pretty common occurrence, and looks like folks who are really into this game manually backup their saves by exporting the save.

Cookie Clicker is an absolute gem of a game! As a young adult whose always on the lookout for something both entertaining and chill, this game checks all the boxes. The hidden rewards and endless variety of cookie flavors keep me hooked, and the graphics are delightfully charming. The background music is super relaxing and it's the perfect game to run while you're busy with other tasks at home. One of the highlights for me is the mini-game of clicking on the golden cookies that appear at random times. It's such a simple yet satisfying feature that adds an extra layer of fun. I genuinely enjoy every second spent playing Cookie Clicker, and would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a cute, yet time consuming game.

despite being a very simple concept, there is a LOT of achivements and other things to do, for example, getting 1 million cookies without ever clicking the cookie, or harvest a sugar lump before it does it for you, and as im writing this, i just 100 million cookies :)

it was all fun and games 'till i found out there's a basically cheat codes.

A classic. There are better modern clickers, but the milk-like purity of the game is in a way more satisfying cookie to chew on. Mild recommend, but know that the paid version is just faster free version, so don't feel pressured into buying it.

The game is great I have over 1000 hours in it but i can’t see my progress on achievements and it makes me wanna run over a kid ★☆☆☆☆

After 1077 hours I have finally obtained every achievement and I am free. Good game. Highly recommended. Unless you have an addictive personality and tend to get absorbed into games and ignore your life, in which case this game is a very bad idea.