Lombardi's World Reviews

getting berated by andrew for sucking balls in this game was nicer than anything my parents have told me in my entire life

Last night I drove to Harper's Ferry and I thought about you There were signs on the road that warned me of stop signs The speed limit kept decreasing by ten As we entered a town about halfway there It was almost raining at the train station We put our hoods on our heads at the train station We threw rocks into the river The river underneath the train tracks And when the train came it was so big and powerful When it came into the little station I wanted to put my arms around it But the conductor looked at me funny So we had to say goodbye and leave The monopoly board still in the backseat Took that nightmare left turn to get out of town Ran into the decreasing speed limits again What should I do? Eat breakfast What should I do? Eat lunch What should I do? Eat dinner What should I do? Go to bed Where can I go? Go to the store Where can I go? Apply for jobs Where can I go? Go to a friend's Where can I go? Go to bed I wrote beach death when I thought you were taken I wrote beach funeral when I knew you were taken I wrote beach fags, well it wasn't about you But it could've been. well no it couldn't have I spent a week in Ocean City And came back to find you were gone I spent a week in Illinois And came back to find you were still gone I pretended I was drunk when I came out to my friends I never came out to my friends We were all on Skype And I laughed and changed the subject She said "what's with this dog motif" I said Do you have something against dogs? I am almost completely soulless I am incapable of being human I am incapable of being inhuman I am living uncontrollably It should be anti-depression As a friend of mine suggested Because it's not the sadness that hurts you It's the brain's reaction against it It's not enough to love the unreal I am inseparable from the impossible I I want gravity to stop for me My soul yearns for a fugitive from the laws of nature I want a cut scene I want a cut from your face to my face I want a cut I want The next related video I don't want to go insane I don't want to have schizophrenia The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed over your grave Ooooooh, ooooooh Ooooooh, ooooooh Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you I woke up and I was trying to kill you It's been a year since we first met I don't know if we're boyfriends yet Do you have any crimes that We can use to pass the time I'm Running out of drugs to try We said we hated humans We wanted to be humans We said we hated humans We wanted to be humans Get more groceries, get eaten get more Groceries, get eaten, get more groceries get eaten Ooooooh, ooooooh Ooooooh, ooooooh A book of Aubrey Beardsley art corrupted me in youth And now I'm trapped inside my youth And you're in love with late-stage youth Thank god for the little things and, and Fuck god that they're little things I am Running out of prayers to sing and I And pretty soon you'll find some nice young Satanist with braces and one capital O significant Other And you can take him home to your mother And say, Ma, this is my brother We said we hated humans We wanted to be humans We said we hated humans We wanted to be humans Get more groceries get eaten get more Groceries get eaten get more groceries Get eaten by the one you love When they put their lips around you You can feel their smile from the inside Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you I woke up and I was trying to kill you Your ears perked up I perked up when your ears perked up You were all looking around And I hoped it was for me I hoped you were using your sonar systems for me The ancients saw it coming You can see that they tried to warn them In the tales that they told their children But they fell out of their heads in the morning They said sex can be frightening But the children were not listening And the children cut out everything Except for the kissing and the singing When they finally found their home At Walt Disney studios And then everyone grew up With their fundamental schemas fucked But there are lots of fish left in the sea There are lots of fish in business suits That talk and walk on human feet And visit doctors, have weak knees Oh please let me join your cult I'll paint my face in your colors You had a real nice face I had an early death The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave The ocean washed over your grave The ocean washed open your grave

Its a work in progress still but I've really enjoyed the game so far. It encourages replay and has some fun mechanics. The humor in the music is great and made me laugh a lot. I'd say its worth picking up because its a fun game to play with the boys.

this is the slayest and gayest little game i have played in my whole 16 years of life, I simply can't imagine how the next game is going to be. (gay dogs) (best 5 dollars ever) (how do you beat the maze its impossible i swear)

Best feeling I have ever had completing a game. Also this game forces you to have friends. 10/10

Being part of the first group to beat this game was one of the best gaming experiences in my life! This game is so much fun to try to figure out with friends and just tryhard like crazy, plus it's funny as hell. Thank you for the great game!

one of the most satisfying game wins I've ever had - fun mmo/multiplayer, puzzle, challenging minigames, 3D platformer that then brings you into runescape esque raid fights... 10/10 - with every penny.

Hi everybody and welcome to my unboxing of the Razers Stealth... Razer Blade Stealth 2019. Yesterday my MacBook Pro 2015 started crashing after I tried to install Mojave on it, and I decided that I was done with Apple and I'm never gonna buy another Apple product again. So today at 10 a.m. I went to Best Buy and picked up this Razer Blade Stealth 2019 I'd heard some good things about it, read some good things about it and just decided to go for it so I actually opened a box already a little bit before I decided to do this unboxing so just pretend that you know if you get yours it's going to be sealed, it should be sealed, um.... if it's not you should probably take it back it's gonna be sealed that tape that you'll have to cut... uh... For gamers by gamers. I'm not a gamer but I have read that what makes it good for gaming also makes it good for music production. So I'm gonna open it up... uh, "welcome to the cult of razer" I don't like that. I don't uh, don't like the sound of that. But we'll see what's up inside here. Uh we have a little black box, opens up nicely. And uh I think this is the power? Yes, so this is the power adapter. Razer logo. Nice, thin, wire, hopefully uh will prove durable. Looks like uh looks like it could be. This is the... plug that goes into them, yeah. So I'm gonna just uh... take these out, This has a nice little cl- rubber clasp that you can uh... clasp your adapter with. Oh it's pretty... fairly long um, and that's not even counting an actual plug which will be plugged into it. I'm gonna plug it in. Looks like they went with the standard US three prong plug, gonna plug that in. Let's see if this reaches. It doesn't really reach that well with my current desk configuration, but I'll make it work somehow. Alright, and... now it looks like the only other thing in the box is the laptop itself which I do like. I like simplicity, I don't like a bunch of pieces of paper and plastic that I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with so I have to just keep it in the box. Um, nice foam pads protecting the computer. This is actually a box which hopefully contains the laptop, smaller box within the box. "Thank you for choosing a Razer system the dedication we put into engineering this high-performance system extends into aftercare we have a committed customer support team at your disposal." That's good, one of the reasons I decided not to work with Apple anymore is I took it to the Apple store yesterday. Was actually the second time in about a month I've had to go to the Apple store because I also wanted to my phone battery replaced, and it was just miserable you know, you go in and you have to make an appointment, you can't really set a date or a time you just say put me in whenever you can and then they text you. And you have about ten minutes to get there once they text you, and you have no idea when, could be three hours, two hours, four hours, and if you miss it, you miss it, and this was terrible. I don't want to spend a whole day hanging around in the mall waiting for a text from Apple and then to spend another hour sitting inside the Apple store for my shit to get fixed. And that's what I had to do for the second time yesterday, and they didn't fix my laptop, they just took it and told me it would probably be done by the next day. And it is the next day it's about noon and I haven't gotten a call, well it's 11 a.m, but I haven't gotten a call from them. And honestly at this point I don't really care. They're probably either going to have to wipe my laptop, or just tell me that it's broken and that I need to buy a new one, and if they do that I will laugh in their face because I've already got a new laptop from one of their competitors. So here is the actual laptop, and there's a little thing underneath it before we get into the laptop. Looks like a uh... little instruction manual. This is all very nicely packaged, I appreciate the packaging here. Well... here's a few pieces of... I said I didn't like this stuff and I'm gonna uh... stick to that because I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a little felt for cleaning the screen, I think. Uh... this is cool. Um... the screen is a touch screen so it's gonna get a little grimy. So I appreciate that. Sticker: not– not as important, especially because... there's already uh... the green design, on here. Am I gonna put two on this computer? Probably not. Um.. so that's a little waste-wasteful. Uh, another piece of paper with very small text on it. Uh... "Join us on Razer insider at insider.razerzone.com" ...Probably not. Uh... and then yes, here is a manual, again nicely presented, um... just describing how your computer works. This is the only really meaningful piece of paper that you need, the rest of this is just kind of crap. But, now we have the computer itself. And it is just packaged in a light shrink wrap which looks like it'll be easy to remove. Just pull on this, opens like a briefcase, and you can slide the computer out. Actually I kind of wanted the silver model because it doesn't have the green sticky. Um, this is a little gamery. Uh, it's on the gamery side, and I wasn't so sure about it. But. you know, I'm probably gonna get a protective case for it anyways, so it really doesn't matter. Is this is still filming? Yes, we're still filming. And... so it opens on this side. Protective sheet. The power button is right in the center here. I don't know if uh... I guess I should look at the instructions. But it does power on right away. I might've made a mistake in doing that though. Maybe on the well I'll plug it in. And it plugs... right here. And right now it's still just powering on. Turns out most of this is in foreign languages so the actual English section of this is pretty– pretty minimal. For the first time use please fully charge your Razer Blade Stealth our connect it to a power outlet before turning it on. Oops. I think I'm going to go ahead and shut it off, let's see if just holding this button will do that. It– it won't... So, fuck it, I'm just gonna let it turn on. It's gonna say "starting services." And, now it says "getting ready." This doesn't even say... I was told this has a Thunderbolt 3 port which I will need to connect my Apollo Twin UAD Universal audio interface with it. Although I'll also need an adapter for that, wasn't the biggest fan of that, but anything to get away from Apple. And... this isn't even gonna tell me if it does have that. Uh... th– the dude at Best Buy thought that it had a Thunderbolt 3 port but he also pointed to the power... uh... port when he said that, so I'm not sure that he's the best judge of that. And, um... you know what, if it doesn't then I might just switch off of the UAD Apollo Twin interface and choose something more windows friendly. Because honestly, this is a little off topic, but the Apollo Twin... Can you see it? Yeah, you can't see it.

i have no idea whats going on. my computer is so hot from running it. also, i cant see the controls page? i have no clue how to play this game im just smackin shit on my keyboard. thank you andrew katz of one trait danger this is so cool, im having the time of my life.

What can be said about Lombardi's world that hasn't been repeated the world over already? This absolute masterpiece produced by none other than Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member Andrew "Stoney" Katz is a groundbreaking, thought provoking journey through dozens of masterfully crafted setpieces held together with spectacular gameplay. The star-studded supporting cast which includes former car salesman and all around decent scrabble player William "Double Word" Toledo does an impeccable job of carrying emotional dialogue, scenes and encounters throughout the entire length of this masterpiece. The level design is immaculate and humble. Andrew stuck to his roots, using mid century Italian architecture as a design base for the hub world, which contains nearly 32 billion polygons. The end result contains the most accurate recreations of Michelangelo's Sistine chapel ceiling, Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa and Starship's "We built this city" in one place. A single browsing of which could take up to fourteen days at minimum. The combat has been refined to a T. Fights are action packed, balanced, and not only look but feel amazing, too. Andrew spent over three weeks designing the combat for Lombardi's World, and it shows. Combos are to the quality you would find in a fighting game. Projectiles are just as good, if not better, than in Quake. Enemy AI was generated using roughly 2.8 billion dollars worth of supercomputer processing to run deep learning artificial intelligence platforms, giving Lombardi's World a realistic and living feel. My favorite portion of the game, the mountain sledding section, has made me rethink my outlook on life. Once a travelling insurance salesman, I have since settled down, married a wonderful husband and I now am chairman of the Peace Corps. To put it lightly, you will not be the same person you were before playing this sledding section. The beautiful, heartfelt soundtrack that guides you down the icy slope is enough to drive a grown man to tears. I finally understood the meaning of life. There were no more questions, this game had answered them more than any soul searching ever could. In closing, I wish to personally thank Andrew Katz for bringing this beautiful world into our homes and Emi Schaufeld for their massive contribution in bringing the digital version of heaven onto this planet. For me, my life is done. I have realized there's nothing left for me except spreading the word about this divine piece of media. I cannot thank you enough for your world changing game, and sincerely hope you are not only recipient of every country's equivalent of the Medal of Honor, but every available Nobel prize, New York Times's Bestseller award and Ph.D from the world's best educational institutions. If this review has not convinced you to purchase, then I will say once more that buying this game will change, guide and save your life.