Cruelty Squad Reviews

pretty fun game with a very unique style. Its not as weird as some people make it up to be, but its still pretty weird. there's some missions that are pretty annoying but there's multiple way to approach a mission which i like a lot.

I think a lot of people are pretending to like this game cause it's weird and has some cool mechanics. In truth it's honestly disjointed and annoying. I'll applaud some stuff (the very free flow to levels is great) but legitmately why would I ever play this game over hitman or deus ex.

I don't what i could write to convince you to play this game. If the trailer in combination with the overwhelmingly positive rating plus the incomprehensible reviews doesn't get you to at least try it, then nothing i can write here will convince you either

it's hard to describe this game, it's a masterpiece in its own unique way (I played many hours in offline mode and steam didn't count that as playtime)

God had no intentions on what we do to our bodies and our minds. We are the purveyors of our filth and our own vanity and our own greed. Money has no intrinsic worth, only the worth that we give it. Just like our bodies are worthless unless we say they aren't. This is why the money IS our body. The currency of arms and legs and the debt of sexual organs and nervous systems. All played out in a children's game of capitalism, a children's game itself. We are but our own puppets in our own biological, financial puppet show, all played out to an audience of sentient cartilage and neurochemicals. A living wake of abject terror that our own bodies have no value, that they will degrade, they will ROT, if they are not given the praise and recompense they do not deserve. A rat race of money, skin, and pride all in the attempt to obtain godhood. But godhood does not come to the flesh. Godhood does not come to the golden. Godhood comes to IT. The pure, unrefined, intrinsic IT. IT is not a feeling or emotion or idea. IT is the being of all creatures in existence and existence itself. A futile race for Godhood, a race to become the very entity that so mocks us. Mocks the flesh, the blood, the hold. God is not benevolent. God is cruel. This game looks like an anus.

Every single comment I can make on this game is a spoiler, if you wish to play it - play it blind, or else you won't get the full expirience. Or you can listen to Pyrocynical, in case you're to lazy.

This game gave me the CEO Mindset, now I'm ready to destroy the world, for better stock options.

i played this game on acid in may of 2022 and it sent me into a religious psychosis i only was just able to leave to leave this review 10/10

Oh it's a terrible game, don't play it. No no, you see it's made bad on purpose. I genuinely cannot suggest that you play it because on every logical level and game criteria that I have it is a completely awful game. I love it. But YOU shouldn't play it, because you're not me. I get to play it, you don't. Don't come whining at me when you buy the game and realize the meme's weren't just meme's.

I played for thirty minutes and when I looked away from the screen I could still see the game, burned into my retina. A modern work of art. Sort of like Van Gogh, this game will not be recognized in it's era. That is okay. I suppose we are just not ready for it. Not today, not tomorrow, but someday. Someday we will be ready for Cruelty Squad.