Blobert Reviews

This game was life changing.

Completely unplayable in its current state. Loved it thanks dean.

i would really like this game if pressing space made you jump consistently and not on a 1/100 chance EDIT: I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY FAULT SORRY (jumping is bad on low or very low graphics but good otherwise)

I would like to take a minute to talk about my beloved game, Blobert. This is gaming where you take control of a master of the arts of the *fast* (asterisks indicate speed). The *fast* is really embodied by this game blobert in all aspects: The speed: you are fast The character: blobert is fast The enemy: troblob is fast The cars: car is fast The spaceship spaceship(s) are fast too! All these *fast*(s) colliding at the *fast* of light create the speedrunner's dream game that is *blobert*. Pros: -*fast* -Protagonist and antagonist have funny names -fun, fast movement system that Dean must have spent many hours getting to its current state of near perfection -humorous mountains of dialogue that could entertain you ALONE without the gameplay -has gameplay on top of that last bullet point -good for speedrunning (youtube search "Blobert Speedrun - " for numerous examples) -more vehicles to drive (or fly) than the average gaming -It's funny how Dean Campagnolo wrote in his description of the game "Blobert" by Dean Campagnolo "Blobert is a platforming gaming" as I assume this is a typo, and Dean meant to type "Blobert is a platforming game". I really just find this quite the hysteria inducing scenario. -Great music made specifically for the game's soundtrack, must have cost many days (and nights) in the studio. Cons: -Minimal character customization, it's great that you can choose to have the "other" gender (as it cuts down on speedrunning time), but otherwise lackluster character customization. -I play league of legends -hard, like dark souls -fairly short (tho this is not a con if you are trying to speedrun it) Thank you for reading my review of "Blobert" by Blobert is a platforming gaming where you have to skillfully maneuver yourself around obstacles to escape the evil clutches of Troblob. Along the way you run into Fabby the Fairy who aids you on your quest for vengeance. Final Verdict - 9.5/10

I have played hundreds of platformer games, and they all suck. All my other friends played games like Mario and Sonic. They are not my friends anymore for obvious reasons. I was about to uninstall Steam from my computer and throw out my computer until I stumbled upon this game. I now do not want die anymore. This game restored my faith in humanity. Even my cat that ran away from me 3 years ago has appeared at my doorstep after playing this game. Me and my cat now play this game as a daily ritual. Thank you Dean. Please send a petition to Valve to remove all other Steam games besides this one.