F.U.B.A.R Reviews

I highly suggest skipping this.

Me: Mom can we get black ops 2? Mom: No, we have black ops 2 at home Black ops 2 at home:

4/10 decent game if devs fixed bugs like first two maps not working and added more to do.

Not worth the price in it's current state. Desert Level needs better level design, takes forever for Zombies to reach we (did a co-op game and initially thought it was bugged so gave up on that map. Came back to it later in single player after figuring out that the Q key displayed how many zombies were left). Snow map has a bug with the spawn point where a zombie gets stuck in the shrubbery. No instructions for controls for the game and had to work out most of those controls. Right now it feels like someone's taken the template of a Unreal Tournament game and just re-applied it with their own meshes. I'm tempted to try and get a refund for me money, but right now I'll wait it out to see if it radically improves over the next few months

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Lawyer Dan?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, smelly it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified. “You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly. “No, Smelly, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath. “You can leave anytime. The helicopter is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.” “Just open the damn door, Lawyer Dan.” He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in. And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition. Holy fuck.”

The boys and I got to round 19 before FPS hit the fan rocking with 5 frames. I recommend playing ruins, it's the best map for this game. Don't play desert, only thirsty pussies go there! 10/10

This game is fucking fantastic there are absolutely no flaws and no imperfections. If you want to play a zombie game like cod zombies then this is the game for you.

First off, this game is not quite worth the asking price at the moment I'm writing this review. It has large numbers of bugs, such as the game lagging once the zombies exceed 50 or so, and the random weapon box being finicky. The gameplay design could use some work and a few things certainly need to be ironed out. The pace of gameplay in the desert map is especially tedious due to the zombies taking so long to travel across the map. I believe that map could use being far smaller, and the snow map could benefit from the zombie spawns switching depending on player location. Waiting for that one zombie across the map to finally show up isn't the greatest. The city map is the most genuinely enjoyable map in my opinion. While this game does have lots of bugs and things to be ironed out, the developer did do some things very well, and the game definitely has some heart. The gunplay and movement is actually pretty solid. Animations, glitches and gameplay mechanics could use some updates for sure, but I genuinely had a fun time playing with my brother and diving into this madness. I would recommend this game to you only if the asking price is a very small amount in your mind. This game is clearly a clone of the old COD zombies, but it's pretty fun and refreshing to play such a simple version of the classic game again. Here's to hoping this game gets some much needed updates and becomes something great in the future!

I don't normally mind pissing away a few bucks on an indie game, since it normally pays me back in the amount of enjoyment i get from the game. FUBAR on the other hand just zapped 5 bucks away from me, leaving no enjoyment with it. Aside from Ruins, which was just boring, each map had its own unique problems, partnered with a bad zombie engine to boot. Snowfall is quite literally a straight line, including an exploit where if you stand in front of the mystery box zombies will not target you and go to the lower level. School is too compact with not enough passageways, as well as the character dissapearing inside the school if you hold your camera at certain angles as well as being able to see through walls. Desert is a desolate wasteland of a map, where I honestly couldn't get past round 2 since I couldn't find the zombies. On every map zombies don't have enough spawn points, leading to the tension from this type of zombie engine going with the wind. The characters don't have anything different between the 10 of them beside texture. The game is also far too easy, leading to the game being extremely boring. I have yet to try the coop, but given the state the rest of the game is in, I doubt its good. This game is not worth $5, It isn't worth it if its free. If the bugs got patched out, you have an extremely dry and boring zombie shooter. Do not purchase this game.