PowerWash Simulator Reviews

Satisfying game to play, only downside for me is that its so relaxing that I start falling asleep while playing lol

Chill game! Can be a big annoying when I can't find a tiny speck of dirt somewhere but maybe I just suck. Anyway, I love the DLC options. The new Shrek one looks baller. Looking forward to playing more of this as I get back into PC gaming.

Such a fun and relaxing game after stressful workdays. Of course I should probably spend time cleaning for REAL, but this is nice to unwind with a coffee or tea hehe!

What starts as a very fun game that implicitly has such a rewarding gameplay loop quickly gets rather tedious and turns into a game of hunt the hidden 5 pixels that stop you from finishing a level. I wasn't expecting there to be a story to this game but there is and it's bland, generic and forgettable. Yeah the triple nozzle attachment for the pro washer is good but comes way to late in the game. Alright way to while away some time but not really all that it's hyped up to be. It's prime second screen gaming with a podcast or something else that will actually command your attention.

dawg, i could honestly just play powerwash sim for the rest of my life. like it could be the only game i play, and i would be content with that. im glad its not, but the amount of bliss and joy this game brings, chefs kiss.

This was recommended by cozy gamers and I do find myself gravitating towards cozy games sometimes so I went ahead and bought this when it was on the cheaper side. I finally wanted a cozy game that did not require farming or some type of island life. This game is better than I thought. I went from "Why spend money on a cleaning game?" to "I can't wait until PWS 2 comes out." Not exactly "cozy" to me since I get so frustrated trying to find the final speck of dirt that I need to clean to achieve 100% cleanliness. Turn on a good show and get cleaning.

Relaxing gameplay. Helps you settle your brain if you have a lot to think about.Easy to pick up and put down. It's nice to play in the background while watching TV, listening to music, or doing other stuff. Achievements aren't too difficult. Get the DLCs, invite your friends, and get things cleaned! Nice to do when you're stuck bored in some group voice chats and don't want to listen to the conversations~ LOL But let's be honest. I bought it to increase my online Square Enix collection haha. xD

It does what it says on the box, but that's pretty much it and I expected more from the review score and the price. Seems expensive for the weak offering of equipment options and repetitive gameplay. I hoped there will be an interesting management aspect or planning your business out but nope, just move your wrist back and forth for hours.

“This game is so satisfying, I almost called my ex just to clean up my past too.” Bruh. I started playing PowerWash Simulator thinking it’d be some cute, chill little game. You know, like “Oh I’ll clean a van or something, maybe a shed.” CUT TO FOUR HOURS LATER: I’m power-washing the Statue of Liberty’s left butt cheek with surgical precision, my posture’s all jacked up, and I’m whispering “You dirty, filthy btch…”* to a rusty swing set like I’m in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Let me break it down: This ain’t a game. This is therapy for people too broke to afford actual therapy. You’re out here with a pressure washer in one hand, a deep sense of control in the other, and suddenly life just… makes sense again. No dialogue trees. No boss fights. Just you, some grime, and the cold wet truth. And the dirt in this game? Bruh. The dirt has lore. You ever spend three minutes cleaning a gnome’s shoe and suddenly the wall behind it says “Help me” in filth? I didn’t know whether to call the police or keep cleaning. So I did what any grown man would do: I switched to the turbo nozzle and said “Not today, demon.” Gameplay loop? CRACK. Straight dopamine. Spray thing. Ding. Spray next thing. Ding. Brain: “You’re doing great, King.” It’s the only game that rewards you for being meticulous AND petty. You see a patch of grime that’s 99% clean and the game’s like “Almost there!” I start scrubbing like I’m getting rid of blood evidence and a bad Yelp review. Let’s talk DLC. They added Spongebob. They added Warhammer 40k. They’re out here power-washing BIKINIS and BOLTERS. That’s range. That’s Shakespeare with a hose. You ever clean a Krabby Patty grill station while the ocean plays in surround sound and tell me that’s not meditative. I was like the Bob Ross of degreasing fictional fast food kitchens. Co-op? Yeah, there’s co-op. Me and my boy teamed up on a massive playground. Felt like we were firefighters who gave up on fire and decided to fight mildew instead. We didn’t even talk. Just sprayed and nodded. That’s friendship. Final Thoughts: PowerWash Simulator is the only game where I sat in my chair and thought, “Damn… maybe I should clean my real house.” And then I didn’t. Because this house? This digital house? Is clean. 10/10. Would remove 1,300 years of historical grime from a haunted carousel again. 🗣️ “I don’t know who made this mess — but it ain’t stayin’ on MY watch.”

playing this game as i neglect my 4 day old unfolded laundry and floors that haven't been mopped since the creation of sliced bread