Project Toon Tanks Reviews

Finally, a way to combine the stale map selection of World of Tanks with the cancer of CAS from War Thunder. The breakdown: Even setting aside the existence of Wii Tanks, this game is painfully dull. The AI isn't that hard to outsmart even at the highest difficulty, live for more than 15 seconds and it will eventually just get stuck shooting a solid wall with the ass exposed for an easy kill. None of the tanks feel that much different, the M60 and T29 have identical stats, along with the BMP and Bradley. Why does an Abrams have less survivability than a T29? The M60 Starship is super easy to counter the extreme bot with, drive to a corner, wait for the bot to drive out, blast the bastard to the moon, repeat for several hours until you unlock everything. The tank selection is mediocre and requires entirely too much grinding. I couldn't bring myself to grind this sm*gma cake for anymore than the ~40 minutes I played. There's 23 tanks to grind out and WOWEE 50 camo patterns that mean f*ck all aside to slow your progression with a dumb*ss skin you don't need. Now, to address the reason you're wiping your chair down with sanitary wipes, this costs 12 f*cking dollars. I would be hard pressed to give this thing a positive review if it cost half that. This game is an overpriced sh*tloaded sock with absolutely no salvageable enjoyment past 10 minutes. Here's to hoping this sh*t's price goes down like a un-inspected submarine to the Titanic.