Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 Reviews

its fun for about an hour but then it becomes just kind of boring since youre literally just playing best of 3 pong against a bad ai. but that first hour was great. i love the overall feel of the game especially sound design and soundtrack.

Oh my god is this game addictive. Like this is so easy to get into the game and it's controls, which are a 'little' more than og pong had. There's so much in this game to make this stand out, there's the enemies and bosses and the different powers and the romance element. It's so crazy packed and it's wonderful. Just really fun to play if you like Pong. ;P

Pong. With special abilities, dialogue systems and clothing. Overall a pretty fun experience but repetitive (basically the same thing for 200 levels as you unlock powers). You will have some laughs but may grow tired after some tens of levels. Still think that the concept is really fun and deserves more attention.

51 min and I'm out Neat concept but the upgrades are too freaking slow You need more extreme upgrades to shake up the monotone and simple (its Pong!) gameplay loop

Games honestly great, you should own it. It's very quirky, it's a fairly addicting gameplay loop (to a limit), you're to a point constantly getting new stuff beyond simply stats/cosmetics, and it's got a charming sense of humor. It's pong, but you can do magic, grow your stats, move in a 2d dimension beyond up and down, seduce the enemies, etc etc. It's 1.99, well worth that price, and it discounts for much more, a fun night.

There is no reason not to get this RIGHT NOW. Made it to Level015 so far and i will be back for more. Weird? Yes. Expensive? No. Fun? DEFINITELY YES.

This is just a Pong clone with little more. I was under the impression that it would be like Pong at start but eventually with all the upgrades/stats/health/mana/abilities etc it would turn into some crazy RPG PvE. But nope, it just doesn't. Fifteen matches later this is still basic Pong with a few minor gimmicks that have little to no impact on the actual gameplay. You just watch the ball slowly go from one end to the other hoping that AI would randomly be dumb enough to miss it. That's the whole game. Watching paint dry is ought to be more entertaining than this. It's only fun in the trailer.

I like the game design (RPG elements in a classic arcade pong game). However, I cannot recommend the game to anyone at this stage for two reasons: 1. the game crashes randomly, and then you have to quit the nwjs yourself in the task manager. Maybe this is specific to mac OS, but it's a pretty game breaking bug. 2. the screen is too flashy and shaky on certain stages, making it sometimes unplayable. I believe that the colourisation, flashes, and screen shaking are randomly generated. That's fine, but you have to make sure they don't make the gaming experience hell. Also, the skill menu at the bottom can cover the ball pathing (though this is the least of your issues if the colour of the ball fades into the background...) 3. The dev doesn't seem to care. Bug reports are ignored. I hope the dev would fix the game. It has potential, if polished.

The developers clearly had a cool idea here, but could not figure out how to carry it to the finish line. After going through an entire cycle of 200 rounds, what I have to say is that the game has several interesting concepts layered on top of a really boring game called Pong, and no matter how you slice and dice it, it's still just Pong. The fact that there is nothing really to give you a break from playing freaking Pong is probably the game's biggest flaw, because if there was some overworld or side activity, the flow would likely be way better, but as it is, the game itself literally asks you "this is sort of boring, isn't it?" and every paddle you talk to seems to agree with that. They will say "oh, yet more fighting, this is meaningless", which is meant to be funny or a meta commentary on the genre, but just ends up reflecting what the experience feels like. Were it half of its length, which it could easily have been, it would be a way tighter and more pleasant experience. You can feel the writing that starts off really strong slipping away from the developer's hands, as the text devolves into the realm of the generically macabre instead of the intriguing. As the grind goes on and not enough is happening to keep you interested, you have to rely on its gimmicks to carry you all the way to its "ending", where it loops like a NES game for you to try harder playing 200 more rounds of the same thing. It's sort of neat, mind you, and there is certainly a public out there for it, but I can't really recommend.

Pong 2020, pixelly comedic RPG edition Pros: - Relatable VOICED player character - References, references everywhere! - Kickass soundtrack (also available for purchase separately) - RPG elements, incl. a great variety of stats and skills - Spell-casting, with Calling Your Attacks for dramatic effect - ROMANCE, with branching dialogue - Character customization - Pickups, power-ups and treasures - Potato-friendly system requirements - Achievements! Feel even better about yourself! - Everything is so pixelated, even the ball is square - Lots of excitement and fun - Low, low price Cons: - None (so far) Recommended? Definitely, it's funny and nostalgic. And cheap! Also, there are achievements to unlock.