The Sperminator: Rescuing Tzar Vlad Reviews

The only thing I regret is not having paid more money for this.

WOW I need a life. If you play this, feel shame.

The game is not bad, I ran and killed everyone for several hours. I like it. It will lure for a long time. You can also collect voodoo dolls on the map.

Humans have been on the planet earth for approximately 300,000 years. We have been faced with millions of struggles, such as violence, disease, natural disasters, and much more. But against all odds, with seemingly everything against us, we as humans came up on top and became the dominant race. And with all of this... With all of the struggles that we have overcome, and all the hardship we faced... We did it. We have peaked. Because we, ladies and gentlemen, have made the most impressive and incredible feat yet. We invented: SPERMINATOR: RESCUING TZAR VALD. With a victory as great as this, it is unlikely we could ever make something even nearly as spectacular. With it's top tier gameplay, mechanics, and story, it is almost the PERFECT game to ever exist. The only real thing that could improve on this game's immeasurable perfection is an online mode. If that were to be made, then we as humans will have peaked, unable to make something better than this, even if given a million years to try.

This game has a cool combat system and offers the player spells, a sword and a bow to fight various types of enemies and collect vodoo dolls which are hidden in the selected level. Find them all to unlock a boss fight. For the cheap price, this game is absolutely worth it!

Given the fact that the project is developing, this is a great game in its genre of indie RPG! 11 levels are sweet for everyone) Pleasantly surprised by the variety of weapons, items and locations, this I clearly did not expect. Also, preparing for the battle with the boss, collecting totems, you will definitely have time to enjoy the gameplay. In general, I recommend!

Within only playing the game for 8 minutes i have come to realize this is one of the greatest games to ever bless my library. The immense levels, enemies to face, the graphics, music, ect. This game has saved me ... and it can save you. 10000/10

Boah du keine Ahnung war leider nicht mal lustig scheiße, war einfach nur scheiße. Ist eventuell auch die schlechteste russische Propaganda die ich je gesehen habe (könnte auch ne verdammt schlechte Parodie sein) 11/10 aua

[h1] Not saying this is not a game, which it clearly is... I wish I could say: Run away from this game, but that would not be nice to the developer, who clearly put a lot of time in making this game. Like, the game works, it plays, you have a range of combat techniques, it's challenging, decent graphics (maybe a little bit too bright at certain areas) but some effort for details (like the lilly pads in the swamp), every map looks different, diversity in enemies and obstacles... Like this game has it all, it just lacks in comfortable controls and bad AI. [/h1] + I do like the surrounding graphics, finally something else then average dump that looks alike all the time + You can find chests on each map with weapons in them that you clearly need for that specific map + There is a variety of monsters/opponents, each with it's own special abilities (the only thing that keeps this game from standing up) - Some maps are a little bit too bright, like the "Swamp" for example... - Controlling the character feels sluggish and there isn't much of a difference between walking and running - Music feels out of place, sometimes it's there, sometimes it isn't - The fact you can just choose a map instead of following a story... weird to me... Should be like, you do this map, after completion you can go to the next... - Repeating quests: Find voodoo dolls and beat a boss - Boss battles: You just stand in front of the door and shoot fireballs at him and he is a deady droppy - Overall enemies: They only engage you when you are close to them (just fireball them to heaven or hell) What is special are your weapons, combination of magic, swordplay and guns. I only played one map, beat the boss and sneak peaked some of the other maps, got killed by a ninja dude with dinosaur babies as pets and summoning demonic fire from the ground up. But saw enough to make a review for it. [h1] VERDICT: I want to say MEH, but I may only choose YES or NO - there is too much bad stuff going on with this game, so I am gonna say NO.

A very funny action adventure game with a satirical meaning. There is a choice of weapons, there are several levels (there are quite a few of them), there are decent graphics. But it's very short ... Why?