Weed Shop 3 Reviews

If you suddenly can't click on anyone, just right click. I ran out of joints and couldn't buy more. For some reason I couldn't click on the sit-up-sales-bro. I restarted. I then realized if I had just right clicked, it would have cleared whatever menu I was on, this allowed me to purchase more joints from sit-up-sales-bro. 10/10 Great game

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be trapped in a never-ending cycle of grinding, staring at hideous character models, and suffering through humor written by people who clearly don’t know a single real stoner, then Weed Shop 3 might be for you. For the rest of us? This game is about as enjoyable as smoking oregano. Let’s start with the “stoner humor.” Or rather, the tragic attempt at it. This game feels like a bunch of nerds sat in a room Googling “funny weed jokes” and then threw them in at random, hoping we’d be too high to notice how cringe it all is. Spoiler alert: we noticed. The dialogue isn’t funny, it’s insulting. It’s stoner humor written by people who’ve only seen weed in movies. And speaking of painful experiences, let’s talk about progression. You ever try to scrape resin from a pipe when you’re completely dry? That’s what leveling up in this game feels like. Hours of slow, repetitive, underwhelming grind with barely any reward. It’s like they want you to suffer just for the privilege of selling virtual weed to some of the ugliest NPCs ever rendered. Which brings me to the graphics. My guy, this game is ugly. Like, “bad acid trip in a Walmart parking lot” ugly. The character models look like they crawled out of a bootleg Sims game from 2005. The animations? Janky. The overall aesthetic? Somewhere between "unintentionally terrifying" and "should I be concerned for my health?" In the end, Weed Shop 3 is less of a chill stoner experience and more of a patience test wrapped in bad jokes and worse visuals. It’s a poorly executed, misguided attempt at a weed game that completely misses the mark. If you love weed, do yourself a favor and spend your money on something else—like actual weed. Final Score: 3/10

yes the game is grindy, but it literally has to be for what it is. If i had done everything in these 10 hours, thatd be lame. pop in when you have time to kill, play some music, and this a very enjoyable game for stoners who enjoy that kind of vibe. Plenty of cool stuff to unlock, find, and use to make your shitty dildo weed shop into the go-to shop for everyone in the area. Hella shit to roll, grow, expand, and bongs to get. Weapons, Decorations, and Other cool Utility options for defense and popularity are available. You will need to have a decent pc. But it's very worth it at $20

The progression in this game is so terribly slow. I'm certain there is more to do in this game but it all appears gated behind player level. I have over 20 hours in and nothing very new has happened. There's minigames unlocked but you have to be stoned to access them and being stoned puts an obnoxious filter on the screen making the games annoying. I'm not sure if I've missed something but the only boost I can seem to find is 1.5x xp and that just isn't that great.

moving kilos of salt i stopped producing drugs a long time ago 0 overdose deaths unlimited happy customers WTS salt 1g/4500USD

If you are high and play this game, you're a god. This game is so intense I love it.

Really fun shop sim game, only thing that sucks is that it keeps crashing. Pretty sure it has to do with the tv so maybe avoid that

If you enjoy grindy games then this one is for you, as ridiculous as this game is it is extremely chill and fun. It 100% takes a solid 20 to 30 hours before you start seeing real progression and watching numbers go up like crazy which becomes incredibly addicting seeing your hard work pay off, there are endless thing to do and discover in this game. Just when you think you've seen it all something else you couldnt possibly imagine pops up. I would highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a long but relaxing grind, and to the people who dont want to grind and have it a bit easier there is a sandbox tab in the pause menu where you can go into and change a number of the games settings to cut down the grind time dramatically!

My game keeps crashing after a couple of hours. Wait until they fix it.

[b] Weed Shop 3 - Steam Review [/b] If you're a fan of shop simulation games, love seeing numbers go up, and enjoy long-term progression with tons of things to manage, Weed Shop 3 is a must-play. This game lets you start with a small shop and, through production, customer interaction, and expansion, grow into a full-scale weed empire. It’s fun, addicting, and packed with mechanics that keep you engaged for hours. [b] Pros [/b] : [b] Long-Term Progression [/b] : If you enjoy grinding and building up something over time, this game delivers. There’s always something to do—whether it’s upgrading your shop, expanding production, managing street sales, or participating in mini-games. [b] Variety of Gameplay Styles [/b] : Selling directly to customers, investing in automated production, handling mobile orders, rolling and packaging, farming, and even engaging in wild mini-games. Even after 130+ hours, there are still mechanics you might not have explored. [b] Relaxing, Addictive, and Mind-Numbing (in a Good Way) [/b] : If you’re looking for a stress-free game where you can throw on a movie or podcast while running a fully automated empire, this is perfect. It scratches the itch of repetition and satisfying incremental growth. [b] The Ultimate "Watch Numbers Get Bigger" Game [/b] : If you love games like 4X strategies, shop sims, or factory management games, you’ll love watching your profits, production, and reputation steadily climb. [b] Great Shop Sim Mechanics [/b] : Fully customizable shop layout, integrated in-game smart TVs for streaming or displaying custom images, and a well-developed customer system with bartering, reputation, and sales management. [b] Cons [/b] : [b] Slow Early Game [/b] : The initial grind can feel stretched, and some players might find it drags before things pick up. However, if you love the long-term grind, this isn’t really a downside. [b]The Graphics Are Rough (But It Works) [/b] : The game leans into a “stock asset” or “so bad it’s good” aesthetic, which fits the goofy tone but may turn off some players. If visuals are a big deal for you, this might be a sticking point. [b] Performance Demands [/b] : This game can be surprisingly beefy on higher settings. If you want good performance with high lighting settings, you’ll need decent hardware. Also, load times on an HDD are rough, so an SSD is highly recommended. [b] Final Thoughts [/b] : Weed Shop 3 is an addictive, fun, and perfectly goofy shop sim that delivers a deeply satisfying gameplay loop. The cons are minor and may even be pros depending on your tastes. If you enjoy long-term shop management, grinding for profits, and watching numbers skyrocket, this game is for you. Gameplay: 9/10 Graphics: 5/10 Fun Factor: 10/10 Story: N/A Replayability: 7/10 Final Score: 8/10