Ranch Simulator - Build, Farm, Hunt Reviews

My girlfriend and I love playing this game together. It's a great and not an overly complex game, easy to learn fun to play but, after so many hours it just turns into the same thing over and over again. i really enjoy the sheep shearing but i hope to see something more than "raise, harvest, sale" kind of thing. i think adding clothes making, full meal making or something similar would really make the game in the higher hours more fun and engaging. overall 8/10 just wish there was a little more after playing it for 60+ hours.

The Game it self is Really nice and i Enjoy it. Only thing that really, REALLY needs to be reworked is the Driving. It is Flimsy and hard to do. Everything else is okay so far.

It just feels so clunky and unfinished, and so lifeless in so many areas.

The bones are there. If you get it for $5 it's worth it. It's definitely not worth full price. There are a ton of bugs that need fixing. You'll get insane fps drops when there are to many dead animals on the ranch, ai cars constantly rubberbanding and smashing into you, anytime you drop a tree or skin an animal it'll lag you out and glitch your toon all over the screen, and random holes in the ground that will get your vehicle stuck for literally no reason. The driving is so bad it's almost funny. Please for the love of god when I press the gas, just let the car go..no need to redline it before it takes off. The animal care is fun, the building is ok. Like I said, the bones are there. It just needs some serious optimization.

An "Unstuck" function would be great. Or allowing an NPC to retrieve (tow) your stuck vehicles. Lost my UTV up a tree, without having enough funds to buy a new one. "Flip" only got the UTV more stuck, until it was far out of players' reach. Luckily, this happened in my first 2 hours, so my friend group are all still able to refund our purchases. We understand the sometimes janky nature of games with open worlds that allow high customization. But there are safeguards that should be present for the players' enjoyment. That said, the jump animation is great. Absolutely the peak of this game is frolicking through the fields without a care in the world.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☑ Just don't, Co up Online ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☑ Normally ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 I had a great time playing this game with a friend who bought it and it was worth the money. It's fun and the graphics are similar to the Unreal Engine.

hello i have played RANCH SIMULATOR for a while i just wanna say there is too many bugs in the game car stuck player stack too many other bugs but the reason that made me decide to delete this fuckinggg game it was the FPS drop and the bad optimize of the game.

honest didnt expect to like this game so much its a simple game, but to me its fun, i have a few mental disabilities and honestly this game helps me to calm my brain down and relax and focus on building or taking care of my animals

Haha this game is Jank in all the right places. Started the tutorial and had to go to the hardware store but when I got there there was a fucking bear inside. So naturally I had to blow its head off and feed its meat to my 2 newly acquired chickens. 10/10

Ok, the more time you spend on this, the more you realize how bad the mechanics are. You have to enter the chicken coops to clean them and collect eggs, which is fine until you get stuck in there and find out there is no unstuck command so you have to load the last save, which is usually the beginning of the day so you're out a whole days work. Driving the vehicles in this game makes Farm Simulator driving seem amazing by comparison. The vehicles have a built in delay so if you are trying to move a little bit to line up with a trailer, you can forget it because the vehicle sits there while you are pushing the forward or reverse key, not moving, then it shoots forward or backwards like 50 feet. Hitch a trailer to your vehicle and you get to watch it swerve all over the road when you speed up until it causes you to jackknife. Hit a bump and you can get flipped over. Take a turn fast and you spin wildly out of control. Good luck backing a trailer into a building, that isn't happening with the delay in movement and the wonky trailer mechanics. Overall, even under $5 this game just isn't worth it because of poor mechanics and lazy coding. Building is a pain in the azz. Fences don't like to snap together and half the time the fence faces the wrong direction when it does snap together so your fences will have the crossbeams on different sides which makes it look like you don't know how to make a fence. Teardown is a pain since you have to remove parts in a specific order, but then you can't really get to the roof beams to take them down. Oh, and fences don't snap to existing building blocks either. Great fun trying to line up a fence with a barn.