Russian Life Simulator Reviews

I feel like vladimir putin

what the fuck am i even doing with my life? UPDATE: steam says i've played this game for an additional 10 hours in the time since i first wrote this review. Having had nearly half a day to consider my affairs and the state of the world since then, i can now say with absolute certainty that i still have no idea what the fuck i am even doing with my life. ill keep you guys posted when i get to 24 hours.

Cool

this game turned me into a communist

funny bad

best game ive ever played

I made Ricardo president and now the motherland will never fight another war again 10/10 game

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☑ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Amazing ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☑ No difficulty needed ☐ Just press 'W" ☐ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if you like to collect things ☑ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc. ☐ Average grind level ☐ A little grindy ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ No Story ☑ Twilight was a better love story than this ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ 1-2 Hours ☐ 2-5 Hours ☐ 5-10 Hours ☐ 10-20 Hours ☐ 20-50 Hours ☐ 50+ Hours ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Replayablity }--- ☐ You won't even finish it the first time ☐ None, once was enough ☑ Not that kind of game ☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever ☐ Maybe once or twice, to try something new ☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is ☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough ☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc ---{ Price }--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If you have some money to blow ☐ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time ☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.) ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ 5 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☑ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Honestly very underrated game! It's all about a Russian kid who starts from the bottom and climbs it's way to the black hole and the end of time (literally). Had so much fun playing it, Boss battles are pretty amazing. You have to make difficult choices if you want to Survive America as a Broke Russian boy.

From my childhood I wanted to experience The Great "RUSSIAN LIFE"- What a real dream come true! Россия — священная наша держава, Россия — любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава — Твоё достояние на все времена! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой! Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!