Die, zombie sausage, die! Reviews

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Who up zombieing on they sausage rn

Addicting... I could play this all night.

I can prove that this game did in fact make me want to buss a big old heavy load onto my computer. T.W GETS A BIT RACIST He pushed namjoon against the wall and he felt namjoon breathing against his neck. Shrek says "call me sheddy". and namjoon does it. Shrek felt namjoons hard muscles against his and he moaned. Shrek knew namjoon liked it hard. but then suddenly jin and jimin walk in. jimin says "oh exycuse jin looks away with tears in his eyes. "i..i cant believe you are cheating on me... with that" he says. namjoon doesnt know how to react.. "N0000" he just screams. then suddenly yoongi (angus beef) walks in. "can I sleep here?" he says. He looks around startled. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE UNICORN LORD IS THIS?!" He screams with a face of horror. Jungkook walks in with taehyung, "could u all quiet tf down" he says angrily. "taehyung and I want to eat ramen but we cant be of all ur moaning". Everyone stares at jungkook. "cant you see we are in a fight" says nj, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JUNGKOOK". Shrek peacefully sips his tea. "well this is interesting" he says. "YOU KNOW WHAT" shrek yells, "WE SHOULD HAVE A MAD TEA PARTY". "okay" says yoongi "Im here for the food anyways". "you can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter..." shrek says seductively. namjoons breathing became deeper. jin chuckled. "WHERE'S THE FOOD" yells yoongi. "hol' on" jin says. "I think I've got some cookies in the back". shrek claps his hands in excitement and kisses namjoon deeply. jimin pukes. "I think I'm not that Hungry anymore buBYE" he says as he runs out of the room. "how sad hrek says. "I really wanted to fuck that boi!" namjoon looked at him ith tears in his eyes. "I thought you loved me! I think we should just laap you in" namjoon cried. He pulled a needle from behind his back nd stabbed shrek in the neck. Shrek screamed. "HOW COULD YOU Do his to meee..." shrek said as he fell to the ground. "I hope you don't re n peace but ROT IN HELL!" namjoon yelled at the green body on the oor. shrek was ingeslapen. Everyone looked at shrek, then up at amjoon. Namjoons face was red and furious. As fast as they could veryone ran out of the room. I guess it's just me and you now, namjo hought. maybe I could... but I shouldn't.... I'm Not the only one right.. 'LL DO IT! Namjoon raped shreks body. _namjoon got off of the body nd looked at it. "What have I done!" He screamed. He ran to the omputer and went to an online forum. He clicked 'make new post' an tarted typing. All his anger and sadness spilled out into words. 'I rapes he body of my significant other. I am the one who killed him.' He post t and immediately he got a reaction. "dear namjoon, you're not alone aped the body of my significant other too. But he died of cancer, so ou're worse than me lol" namjoon read it and sighed. I should just to yself in, he thought. Go to a mental hospital. Everyone would be etter off without me. Jin walks in, "ahh i see u raped him" he says 'jin should I turn myself in?" Namjoon asks. "NO" jin screams. this is o it am "too bad i couldnt join". namjoon grins. this is why he loves Jin. "jin should I turn myself in?" Namjoon asks. "NO" jin screams. this is our little secret. let's rape another body together, jin grins. AND that is all!

Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it. I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed. The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies. I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis. They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor. My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

I only played two hours but time in the dzsd universe DOES NOT move the same as our universe. I spent seemingly an eternity playing this game but lo and behold I only spent two hours. PLEASE IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.