Genital Jousting Reviews

Truly life-changing, one of the funniest games steam has blessed me with for sure

I was bored, then I was curious, then I was invested but speedrunning to get to the end because i couldn't take it anymore. 7/10

NAHH THIS GAMES ACTUALLY SO FIRE STORY MODE IS A WORK OF ART and if anything it should be more expensive fr

It's time to stop dicking around, and time to dick the rounds

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10

It is a game a bit “raw” because of the topics it touches with a lot of humor, satire and cynicism. This game could only be recommended to people who have had an experience of adult life already experienced. With which you could feel empathy or rejection of the protagonist in a certain way. A great game, entertaining, and it is quite short. “John, life can be hard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be.”

Fantastic game, no other game will be better than this game right here ladies and gentlemen its fun for the whole family!

This game is the best game ever created, it has saved my life on many occasions and i am far too grateful to be alive during these revolutionary times.

This game I thought it was going to be a great party game, you know, minigames that are fun and the whole dick joke around that. But no, NOT AT ALL, it is literally just a teenager repeatable joke with absolutely no gameplay, no funmechanics, NOTHING. After 2 boring minigames even the joke becomes unfunny. This game isn't even worth to play as a gift. Score 2/10

Very silly, very stupid, and very entertaining! The party mode is hilarious and even the story mode was fun! Excellent controls on a controller as well.:)