Coin Chase Reviews

game will be removed soon: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/RemGC/discussions/9/1736595131052961774/?tscn=1718719108 [quote=adam]Unfortunately the process of making the game playable is to large to handle and the game will be discontinued. [/quote]

An absurdly simple game that sadly is about as much fun as watching paint dry or watching a dead fly rot. The only reason I purchased this game was because of the even-more-absurd EULA this indie developer wrote up that you MUST agree to every time you launch this game after purchasing it. He actually says in his EULA that he can deem ANYTHING at ANYTIME for ANY reason a "breach of his EULA" and terminate your ability to play this game. ..Yeah, I agree with you there.. "WTF?!?" right? https://youtu.be/g5BECWW5tC8 The game has no settings at all, forcing you to turn down your speakers or headset manually to reduce the game music volume. There are no key bind settings, no window/fullscreen options or anything that are standard and expected settings of even free-to-play games everywhere today. The game also is mindlessly simple and is nothing more than a "beat the AI" race to snatch a randomly spawning coin that pops up one at a time until you either touch an outside border wall or get touched by the AI police that looks exactly the same as you do. - There are NO perks or ability to thwart or kill the cop. - There are NO perks or ways to increase your chances of success. No speed collects, No teleports. No bombs. Nothing. - There is simply NOTHING besides mindlessly racing to the randomly spawned coin over and over and over and over. This game wouldn't be any more fun or worth your time playing even if it were free, so it's an obvious "not recommend" at any price point. The ridiculous EULA makes this whole super simplistic, no-fun and shallow game even more bizarre. NOT RECOMMENDED. Buy an empty box of AIR and devour that instead. It would be cheaper and be much more fulfilling. To the developer: Go ahead and terminate my rights to play your stupid silly game because I'm pretty certain that leaving a negative review will be a "breach of your EULA" that you make up on a whim. I've already refunded it and more importantly, I never desire to play it again. In all seriousness, "come on brah... you know damn well that even you don't enjoy playing your own game here. Why the hell would you expect anyone else to enjoy paying money for this?"